I always see those ads on the subway for the bootleg colleges that promise to teach students shit like information technology, phlebotomy and eBay (WTF?!?!) and I think to myself that anyone who goes to one of these schools is a loser.
It turns out that one person isn’t taking the loss from a horizontal position though. She has decided to sue the fake college for not helping her find a job. Next time she should just go to law school.
Now that America no longer produces tangible goods the need for people to support the operations of manufacturers is removed. Information technology is useless if you are only going to be counting poor people. We know poor folks don’t have the right information so they definitely can’t have the proper technology (natch).
Pretty soon we will only have two types of career professions here in America.
Criminals and lawyers.
And you won’t be able to tell the difference between the two.
All yor jobs belong to India.
Word? Monroe College is 70K? A psychiatrist is cheaper.
I’m getting my 3 card monte game up.
If she only looking in the NYC for work, she might just come up on a major fail. The country is in trouble for real, we are not keeping up with the technology. When was the last time we cured some disease, or invented some ill shit. All we do now is buy shit and fuck stuff up.
Where the hell is Monroe College?
So, did she get some compensation?
Because if so, it’s a gang of folks who owe me for leading my ass down the wrong path.
Great post! Funny and true.
My fave thing about those ads: They always have a black girl, a Chinese girl, an Indian guy, a spanish guy, etc. etc. just to be “diverse”