The Vend Diagram…

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This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…

In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.

The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.

Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.

19 Responses to “The Vend Diagram…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    Whose that suave dude at the 9:18 mark?

  2. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    Dallas,

    fyi – I see that that Raekwon leaked.

    Yall Wu stans rejoice.

  3. the_dallas says:

    EGC,
    Whoever is +32 yrs old and fux with rap music and isn’t happy this week one way or the other might should prA’li kill theyselves.

  4. Jaislayer says:

    What up? “The white guy holds the money, just like real life.” that is some funny shit. How that SFU go this weekend?

  5. raafi says:

    Funny, informative, Chea! You guys are the future of indie docs.

  6. Master Cheef says:

    well done

  7. BIGNAT says:

    man dp i must say i have been checking your stuff well since that bodega joint. before the dp before the billy sunday stuff you guys mix comedy with truth and it works. you guys deserve a show on comedy central for real. if that corny little dude who draws shit has a show and daniel tosh has a show. which i think the idea for his show he somehow stole from you guys. you guys could have one bringing the real every week

  8. sean says:

    great job guys! I’m a huge fan of all of your videos and this is the best one yet!

  9. Tony Grands says:

    Don’t forget us when you blow [||], dp. That Hollyweird doe is closer than you realize.

  10. a-one says:

    Why are the Virgin/Circuit signs still standing? Riddle me that

  11. thru this jawn on thegritty!!! keep it up young scrap!!!!

  12. MISTA23 says:

    Too trill. Fun and informative.

    The warm nuts and language diagram definitely the best parts.

    I’ve been on and off the site for a bit now, but may make myself a regular.

  13. Polotron says:

    Chea!!

    Cosign Big Nat…

  14. ovid bowsprit says:

    I want a CHEA shirt. XL. Dallas, bring it by the architex office. One of those guys will pay you and send it to me on the left coast.

  15. the_dallas says:

    Ovid Bowsprit,
    Seriously?!? After all the years I spent under your roof?

    Why don’t you hit me with an e-mail so I can mail it to you directly?

    Also nice use of ‘X’. This is how we begin to conserve keystrokes and save the Earth from unnecessary typing.

  16. Che Guerrilla says:

    Lol the White guy holds the money just like in real life. BYAH!!!

    Oh shit Combat Jack, biggup!

  17. Gee says:

    How come you can answer him for a CHEA shirt and I gots to wait for email…? This ain’t right I say!
    That being said, ya ‘ll should thank Allah, Jehovah, God, Yahweh everyday for street corner commerce. Try paying full price for everything everyday with no breaks in sight.

  18. P-Matik says:

    I don’t know which one my favorite now, this joint or “Checkmate”. Nice job dudes, you win once again.

  19. Tony Grands says:

    @P-matik

    Cosign. Throw in “Bodega” though. I might have to g’head & call a draw….

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