American Crapparel FTW…

american crapparel

“From the craps tables down in AC, back on the block/Jay-Z mother f*cker from tha’-tha’ the ROC.” -(c) camel

I fux with American Crapparel hardbody (props to The Arab Parrot for coining the phrase).

Their heather gray zip up hoodie goes perfect with jeans and any manner of Nike steez:

douche mustache

Unzipped [ll], you can showcase your favorite t-shirt whilst staying warm. Throw a flannel underneath and you’re on your West Coast B.I. Wear nothing underneath and show off the taco meat [ll]. It’s whatever’s your pleasure, really.

But what really gets me fired up about AC is the models. Their website is better than pr0n. Like, pr0n wishes it could be as gullyriffic as the AC website. What do you expect? Their CEO is a sexual deviant. No shots – at DP.com, sexual deviancy [ll] is mad celebrated. Ixpecially if it leads to the creation of something as dope as AC.

AC goes in on the artsy hipster pseudo-pr0n photography tip something hardbody. For instance, why is this broad bending over backward with her hands on her tushie? No answer for that. But me likey:

easy access

These jeans bring a brother back to the early 80s, when it was considered sexy to wear jeans that came up to the belly button, well before the low-rise fad kicked in and took over. Know what? Shits look bangin…all over again:

old school bellay

And this is the simple shit. I’m not even talking about the fly unitard that just came in for this season:

WOW

But hold up, you didn’t think that’s the best pic they could come up with, did you?

can u dig

And Exhibit C (no Jay Elec-Hanukkah)…show me whatchu twurkin wit:

i'm ready

On the low…this one got a bubba:

BUBBLE BUBBA BUBBA

This one is just filthy…I ain’t mad atchu, guh – get that $:

on the track like jackie jurna

Mack, I’m gawn in:

do u love the web

I’m in love (no sucker for love; no Cappin Save-a-Hoe):

what a bubba

Need I say more:

sheer byooty

If you’re like me, any website that displays half a nipple is blocked by your company’s Haterware – but AC will never be blocked. Thusly, for an afternoon diversion, you can’t beat the AC shwag. Poke around [||] the site for an afternoon – you’ll never be able to predict what sort of innocuous piece of clothing Dov Charney has repurposed in a shwagged-out, 70s pr0n star sort of way. Thank me later (no Canadian Jewish rap star.)

17 Responses to “American Crapparel FTW…”

  1. Mark Dub says:

    I’m sticky. I think I just soiled my trousers….at work.

  2. russ the bus says:

    this is all true. those banner ads are the #1 reason i fux with passionoftheweiss.com.

  3. Mike says:

    FYI, that second from last pic happens to be Sasha Grey, she of “movie” fame. Her AA photo shoot is a great crossover look for both parties.

  4. nation says:

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    shout out to chea on penning his first jawnt, his voice is clearer than ever on this biiiyyy (c) Yung LA

    oh and… it may be called American but Montreal jews FTMFW!!!!

  5. Lelan says:

    THATS SASHA GREY!!!

    In the photo with no shirt on

  6. khal says:

    im a fan of sasha grey’s ass

  7. Polotron says:

    Ok, I had to get past an ancient Tranny looking thing….but Signe in Stripes, FTW!!

  8. Tony Grands says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only pervert in the building. I take my sneak peeks however. I usually take my breast & thigh 2pc. with a little more meat [||], but it can’t be Golden Bird(s) everyday.

  9. Polotron says:

    Oh My…

    Valeria in the Printed Tank Thong Bodysuit…
    Faye in the Lace Cat Suit
    Signe in ANYTHING

  10. BIGNAT says:

    ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IS A PORN STAR THE ONE WITH A FAT ASS AND NO SHIRT ON

  11. Polotron says:

    @BIGNAT

    SuperHead has nothing on homegirl. Dunno ’bout Thunderdome…

  12. Victor says:

    Lol cosign russthebus

    Always nice to have a sexy-sidebar ad rather than a huge animated relapse refill fuckin ad.

  13. BIGNAT says:

    @Polotron superhead is really not that attractive when you looked at her pron vid. minus the makeup and hair all done up she is a average looking chick. nothing like how she looked when she was in mystical’s danger video.

  14. Joe says:

    Oh…I’m not even going to fake like I haven’t glanced at the AA website at work…That reminds me, time to get my girl an AA gift card 🙂

  15. chris says:

    I need DOX/info on the last chick. Never seen light-skinned in an AP before

  16. Dogg91702 says:

    “From the craps tables down in AC, back on the block/Jay-Z mother f*cker from tha’-tha’ the ROC.” -(c) camel

    This guy is always flipping another guy’s lines,

    What’s my name, Snoop Dogg Doggystyle album

    From the depths of the see, back to the block/
    Snoop doggy doog, funky, yes but of the doc

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