REGGIE and Pops
I’m excited for the upcoming season of Major League baseball for a bunch of reasons. It’s the sixtieth anniversary of JACKIE ROBINSON’s entrance into the majors, BARRY BONDS will likely become the new all time home run leader, the Mets will pwn the league, and the whole human growth hormone has been silenced ever since it became apparent that the entire league was on it (read: beloved WHITE athletes). I even joined an Internets Celebrities roto league. Looks like good times all around this summer.
This drop was inspired by OSCAR GAMBLE’s favorite website on the internets, Passion Of The Weiss. He had the idea for giving a shout out to MLB’s greatest moustached mavericks and mavens. Don’t act like it was only porn stars that sported the ridiculous facial hair from our youths. Baseball players were the real mutton chop superstars. From LUIS TIANT to MIKE SCHMIDT, seventies baseball was all about crappy polyester uniforms and personal style below the nose.
The Californian teams in the big leagues were certainly the fashion forward leaders in the facial hair movement. The San Diego Padres alone could field an entire squad of facial hair Hall of Fame players. Add in the Angels, the A’s and L.A. and you’ve got yourself a mountain of moustaches. Combine that with some of the greatest afros evar and you are talking about a follicle apex for American culture. When steroids and HGH came into the great American pastime hair would never grow the same. But I’m not into placing asterisks over afros…
Here’s the DP Dot Com list of the facial hair Hall of Famers…
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GEORGE FOSTER By the time he came to the Mets after his years with the Big Red Machine GEORGE’s bat didn’t have the same pop, but hotdamnit his moustache sideburn connection was still on some official ‘grown man in the club’ status. |
| DOYLE ALEXANDER Dude needed more than his sideburns to cover those sonar scoops he had for ears. |
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CECIL COOPER I gotta make sure I put one in for LM so he doesn’t retract his sponsorship. |
| GREG LUZINSKI Chicago native GREG put in crazy work with the Philadelphia Phillies, but he could still bring it in his Chi-Town uniform when his drunk ass made it to the ballpark. Just like another of Chicago’s favorite sons and longtime DP Dot Commie, P-CITY. |
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AMOS OTIS This one is para mi amigo grande en la Ciudad de Kansas. AMOS was all about bringing shaft back to baseball. “Shut Yo’ Mouth!” I’m just talking about OTIS’ batting skills. |
JOHNNY DAMON
“So easy even a caveman could do it”
| DAVE WINFIELD Did y’all cats know that DAVE WINFIELD was drafted by a pro football team despite the fact that he never played a single down in high school or college? And CHARLIE effin’ WARD wins a Heisman but didn’t get a single call. Facial hair = draft day hype. |
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ROLLIE FINGERS ROLLIE was without question one of the greatest to ever do it. His Snidely Whiplash moustache should be telling you that much. |
| OZZIE SMITH The Wizard of Oz was stylin’ on fools from the moment he came into the league. |
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GOOSE GOSSAGE San Diego damn near had the entire facial hair All-Star squad. GOOSE GOSSAGE was just a big ol’ burly country boy who threw fire from his fist. Nothing subtle or sneaky in his repetoire, just fast, and faster. |
| DAVE PARKER Can you imagine his gaudy career numbers if big DAVE PARKER had played during the steroids era? |
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STEVE BEDROSIAN
STEVE reminds me of MICHAEL McDONALD. Remember that Yacht Rock hit song that STEVE and KENNY LOGGINS made together? Yeah, it seemed like only yesterday…
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MIKE SCHMIDT Show some mother effin’ respect to the Jewfro when you see them on the streets. |
| BRUCE SUTTER There’s no relief in sight from the gangsta of homey’s birdnest beard. |
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REGGIE JACKSON The big homey had his own candy bar. |
| RON CEY I’d swear that he retired from the Dodgers to do porn with his moustache. |
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DON STANHOUSE DON pimped his matching afro and moustache style all the way into the 1980’s. |
| OSCAR GAMBLE OSCAR is the G.F.H.H.O.F.O.A.T. of this shit. Right off the bat take into consideration the fact that his initials are O.G. The sideburns and nappy moustache are official, but the afro is straight up on some HGH. That’s word to Oh Word! |
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Yo this is a funny as blog dP!
Can I say that even though baseball was boring during the ’70s-’80s era there were better players?
I always wanted that Indian jersey OG has.
* goes into room for SD jersey *
I got an authentic Indians jersey still in the archive i have been meaning to tag up in honor of Satch.
*shakes fist, damning jay-Z for telling everyone to “change clothes”
DP! Speaking of the Indians (Cleveland, not Jackson Heights), don’t forget…
** Charlie Spikes ** –>
http://caimages.collectors.com/psaimages/2912/15053231/74spikes9indians_original.jpg
His 1973 photo is even better but I can’t find a good pic of that.
SIDENOTE: Please please please ICs I hope “Stadium Status” is “Ether II” even just a little. If not, thanks for mentioning that hideous song so all the Jay and Pharrell stand can lie their asses off how the “Black Album” is “classic.”
(“99 Problems” video = yes, classic; most of the rest of that shit, inc. rhyming like brain-dead Common or how-many-syllables Kweli AIN’T.)
My moms dated Ozzie Smith in high school.
Got him to autograph a few cards for me back in the day.
I found my Padres (Gwynn), Twins (Puckett), Yankees #44 (sh*t was xpensive) and Timberwolves (Garnett plus official shooting shirt) throwbacks! Got a Virginia Squires Dr. J too!
Fux Jay-Z (II). Spring/summer time has ALWAYS been jersey time.
Word Grands? That’s paper right there! I didn’t 4get you homes.
Tomlinson signs 2-year deal with Jets-AP
^ OH SH*T
I’m rocking the Bedrosian lite for Winter.
Word to ’89 Topps.
OSCAR GAMBLE’s fro is on point
I love this post. I was scrolling down and in my head saying “He better have Rollie Fingers on this joint and Oscar Gamble.” Sure enough….you never fail to disappoint! LMAO.
I forgot about George Foster. And remember, Wally Backman used to rock the crazy moustache too?
I heart you for this one.
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