I am sure you all have heard about KANGAY getting cozy with the silicon seductress PAMELA ANDERSON. When I saw this story I was like, “Damn nigga, you got like a hundred Grammy nominations!?! Instead of slumming around with a superficial slut can’t you come up on some super-official white poonahnee like say a SCARLETT JOHANSEN?” Mmmmm, saying that just made me want to go and see ‘Match Point’ again.
I mean, hasn’t PAM ANDERSEN been passed around to more dudes than a White Owl blunt at an M.F. DOOM show? You must have heard that dudes clap for PAM ANDERSEN, and I’m not talking about applause. pause…
But bigger than all of that, hasn’t KID ROCK already pizzled on her stizzle?!?
Ye done lost his damn mind