Beware Ebirah!

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I’m not so much worried anymore about all the animals who are being killed by the Gulf Oilpacalyse as much as I am worried about the animals we are creating.

I remember that Godzilla had to fight this giant lobster one time. So I went to the web to find out who that creature was and it turns out the nemesis was actually a giant crayfish called Ebirah.

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Crawdads are something like the official fish of Louisiana.

Now the story takes on some super awesome ecological allegory and British Petroleum is the badass greedy corporation that unleashes the monster. We need a Steven Speilberg, Joel Schumacher or Michael Bay to jump on the production of this shit ASAP.

The late great Spy magazine said that helicopters, explosions and dinosaurs are all the components you need to create a summer blockbuster movie. In that case this flick is almost writing itself.

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The real life irony is that oil is literally the liquid remains of life on this planet. Animals and plants fused together under incredible pressure and time immemorial.

Maybe Ebirah is just an agent of the Earth sent by his angry mother to put a correction to an addiction that we all suffer from?

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4 Responses to “Beware Ebirah!”

  1. 40 says:

    Some how “Monster Zero” by King Geedorah (pka MF Doom aka Zev Love X) was perfectly on while reading this. Please enjoy and read along with it as well.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vct7nZRdXtw

  2. Amadeo says:

    Nice…but will it fight something brewed from 3 mile island?

  3. persuede says:

    oily gulf = crawfish fry?

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