NIGGAS IS LIFE!
NIGGAS IS LOVE!
NIGGAS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING!
I HATE NIGGAS!
O.K., O.K., my badd, let me be clear. I don’t hate niggas(of any color), but I do have hate for anybody that calls Febraury 14th ‘ValenTIME’s Day’. It is just a little thing that I have with me. I imagine that person to have been left back in the third or fourth grade. I also imagine that person to use the word ’strimps’ to describe a type of shellfish and to also pronounce the word ‘liked’ in two or even THREE syllables, i.e. “I really likedidid that strimp dinner you bought me for Valentime’s Day last year”. Unfortunately for me, these are the types of women that you have to date when you weigh 325lbs.
Now don’t get it twisted, I majored in Architecture when I was enrolled in college and I am not some maniac for spelling, grammar or pronunciation, but there is just some shit that I can not fuck with. I do LOVE how all the peoples of color can bend and contract this english language to make it this thing that fits any groove. I do LOVE how folks have taken to phoenetically writing slang terms like ‘Prah’Lee’ and ‘Nah’Mean’. I just hate when people fuck up the name for the ONE corporate-sanctioned day of the year that LOVE reigns supreme.
LMAO! I have the same pet peeve and have already corrected about 20 students this morning. The worst is when grown ass people do it, however. Phonetics just aren’t some people’s thing I guess. LOL! I absolutely love your blog. I caught up on your last few entries and I definitely won’t be a stranger. I’m hooked!
Happy Valentime’s Day!!!!!
*ducking*