WHERE’s THE BEEF?!?

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Wendy’s had a murderous series of commercials back in the 1980s all about fast food restaurants using massive buns and tiny burgers.

The catchphrase was ‘Where’s the beef [ll]?”

Fast forward to 2010 and Taco Bell is being sacked with a class action lawsuit because their ‘beef’ products contain less than 35% of ground beef. Here’s a list of all the other shit in their ‘beef’ products…

Beef, water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate

Taco Bell = 35% beef and 65% bullshit!

10 Responses to “WHERE’s THE BEEF?!?”

  1. john says:

    so what you’re stating is that most rappers= taco bell?

    because the beef is mainly fabricated with poor substitutions for the real thing?

    and the people don’t mind it because what’s offered is so visually appealing even though it rarely fills them with true sustenance?

    i wonder what’s with chipotle, since ronnie mac runs that restaurant too.

  2. Digs says:

    No wonder that shit runs right through you. I knew it more in the beef they’re serving us in those taco’s, but thanks for posting the ingredients because I thought it was crack. Also those commercials used to have me in stitches too back in the day, I remember that old lady vividly, LOL.

  3. LEX says:

    VHERE’S DA BEEF!!?!

  4. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    @john, damn man your right i agree. lol.

  5. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    ThankS DP i wonder what do they put in the chicken?

  6. 40 Diesel Drewpreme says:

    I think the great shock and awe should be not it what its made of, but the people who actually thought there was something nutritionally redeeming in Taco Bell eats. I look for about as much protein [||] in a Taco Bell meat as much as I’d look for vitamin C in a box of Lemonheads…

  7. Saratoga N. Blake says:

    Props to 40 for Lemonheads reference– Ferrara Pan FTW!

    FP doesn’t seem to do much with merchandising but if they made a Lemon or Orangeheads fitted…

    http://www.ferrarapan.com

  8. $yk says:

    “FP doesn’t seem to do much with merchandising but if they made a Lemon or Orangeheads fitted…”

    ^ * prepares powerpoint presentation for Ferrara-Pan & New Era *

    * product places fitted & track jacket on Gucci Mane in next video *

    * cakes heavily *

    * retires *

  9. OptimoPrimo says:

    I could go for a double decker with Nacho Cheese right now…

    Why don’t they just inject the cows with some serum that makes 65% of their body have all that shit in it anyways.. Then I can enjoy the delicious flavor with less work.. efficiency!

    And they could inject them with shit that makes their leather infused with Goretex and Carbon Fibers for boots…

    Its 2011 already how long must I wait..

  10. $yk says:

    LoLz @ OptimoPrimo

    anyway…too many authentic mexican restaurants on the westside of the continent to look for a Taco Bell

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