DALLASPENN.COM: Still Caring About Young Girls

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How many of you remember the feature that we were going to run called ‘Dead Girl of the Month Club‘?!? That one didn’t really take off so we shelved it. I mean, hey, everything can’t strike gold like the name NIKKI ‘HOOPZ’ ALEXANDER. Well, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger…

So today in my mailbox I received another picture of a MySpace runaway, and being the community minded person that I am I decided to post it in the chance that she hasn’t been killed yet and left on the side of the road in a burlap sack.

dead girl

No name, just a cute 13yr. old face from Philadelphia. All of you ladies over 13 remember how difficult that time in your lives was. The kids that use the internets today have a world opened up for them, but the package doesn’t have any safety instructions.

I am sure that she came to NYC too because if you take the SEPTA to NJTransit into Penn Station you will be in midtown Manhattan for only $20. I imagine that she is planning on coming into the music business. Let’s just pray that she doesn’t let the music business come inside of her.

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