STACEY DASH, My 2007 Baby Mama

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I am mad that STACEY DASH is so fucking gorgeous in the photo shoot she did for the upcoming Playboy magazine. I admit that I slept on Ms.DASH as B.M. status. Yeah, I wanted to beat her little seat, but I didn’t want to bust up in it. After I saw these photos I realized that I need to get one of her eggs. I know cloning is immoral and the whole nine, but what if you could go to the supermarket and get a carton of STACY DASH eggs? I would put those in a cup and drink them.

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I feel a little fucked up about going to the newsstand and buying this magazine since I too want Black women to be portrayed by the media in the proper light. Speaking of light(ing), the scenes that Playboy is using are wonderfully lit and they really show Ms.DASH’s marvelous 40year old physique. Fuck what your heard, STACEY has made 40 the new 20 and I want to pummel fire out of her cocoa tanned backside. I want to beat her little pum pum up like she said something bad about my momma’s cooking. I want to see if I can leave my handprint on her firm, oil-sheened azz.

Getting back to the whole media image thing… I think it’s a powerful feminist statement that STACEY DASH is making by posing in Playboy. She is taking control of her image by not letting it be exploited by lesser publications like Maxim, Blender or Black Tail. Playboy is not pimping STACEY DASH, she is pimping Playboy.

Who am I kidding? The STACEY DASH Playboy mag is a collector’s item along with the VANESSA WILLIAMS Penthouse and the JAYNE KENNEDY Playboy.

STACEY DASH is the ultimate hustler.

22 Responses to “STACEY DASH, My 2007 Baby Mama”

  1. Candice says:

    I can’t hate. She looks good. (My husband agrees 100%).

  2. Scratch (V) says:

    I’m a fan ever since clueless. She’s been in the entertainment business for quite a while so my question is . . . why now? What does she expect to accomplish and what is she trying to say? She she hard up for money or for attention? I don’t buy all that Playboy is classy and Maxim, KING, FHM, Stuff, etc. is low-grade. She posed nude, she’s no different from any of the other ladies on-line paying their bills. Note, most of the girls pose so they can get into acting, not necessarily the other way around.

    At the end of the day, I’m not mad, I will get the magazine. SHE IS SUPER-FINE! I’m still into Toccara posing for KING.

  3. VDub says:

    Homegirl looks damn good to have had two kids. Playboy has always been the “classier” of men’s magazines as that arena goes. And I am sure she got a lot more from Playboy than she would have gotten from Maxim and King. She doesn’t need to do it for the money more than like but if your gonna do it might as well get paid for it I guess.

    Hmmm wonder what Dame had to say bout that???

  4. The things I would do her…

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  6. Earl says:

    I would like to add that Stacy Dash does not look fine enough to take her clothes off. She should keep them on.

  7. me says:

    i think shes the finest 40 year old ive ever seen

  8. the girl looks Good. Damn Hope I Look Like That At 40 says:

    She Looks O MAZING. Hope I Look That Good At 40. She Turned Me On.

  9. the girl looks Good. Damn Hope I Look Like That At 40 says:

    O My God. D

  10. Anonymous says:

    tell stacy to get at me PLEASE

  11. bigg chuck in the Dtown says:

    she is all that

  12. Gee says:

    Earl, you must be drinking the koolaid ´cause even with 3 kids and a husband I can see she is all that! Somebody needs to tell Janet how good genes REALLY work. (ducking from the legions of defenders!) (*sidebar* I “seen” her joints before but am I missing anyother gouda or port wine in that category that I need a PW?)

  13. the_dallas says:

    G, when I get back home I will have BLU CHEEZ hit you with a DP dot com username and p.w. this way you can view the inter-racial love pix without Rafi getting his speed o’s all up in a bunch.

  14. KHILA TEEE says:

    SHE IS FINE AS FUCK HATTERS……

  15. S.Dash says:

    Stacey is the most beautifulliest woman in the world. And If I had 24 hours to live I would fuck her the 23 hours and then that final hour I’ll say a prayer and gracefully bow out the world.

  16. S.Dash says:

    Oh yeah and before I go beyonce aint got shit on stacey and as far as halle is concerned she is second class and stacey is in a class by herself or may I say a Dash by herself.

  17. kelvin says:

    damn stacey you are sexy

  18. Jimmy says:

    I went to high school in Paramus, NJ with this sweet piece of ass. Damn, if I only knew then how hot she would be. She is one fine piece of chocolate

  19. DEE DEE says:

    well stacey dash looks really nice and looks very young to be over 40 keep it up stacey

  20. Yes Dee Dee, Stacey keeps it up.

  21. Dillion says:

    The quality of the info is what keeps me on this site, thanks!

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