I don’t know why everybody hasn’t blown this up yet, but I will put it out there because I want folks to get mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money. Adopting kids is one of the sweetest rackets around.
The U.S. has a grip of kids in the foster care system that no one wants to deal with, maybe because they’re ‘tards or they’re born with some other kind of defect like HIV or whatever. These kids are wards of the state because their natural birth parents are too busy with shit like crystal meth production or jail time. The state is just itching for people to take these poor whelps off their hands, so much so that they will pay you a salary if you place one of these kids in your home. It’s no wonder that foster homes are filled with kids. These places are collecting a mint of state money. All you have to do is give these kids one sardine and a 6oz. cup of water per day to meet state nutrition guidelines.
Some Ohio family had their adoption ponzi scheme busted up by the feds because they kept the kids in cages, but sometimes that is the only way to deal with ‘tard kids. Most of them aren’t really comfortable unless their underpants are stuffed with feces anyhoo.
In general, state laws concerning ordinary child abuse are vague and unenforceable so I can’t see this couple serving any jail time. I remember when we agreed that R.KELLY should just become a foster parent so that he could legally molest young girls. Yeah, this adoption thing is sweeter than the lottery.