White Is The New Black…

viva la white girl

Summertime is in effect and you know what that means…

White girls will be getting their tans right by all means necessary.

I feel a little bad for all the nappy headed ho’s, er, I mean my beautiful Black Nubian sisters since white girls are really serious about this Black girl booty shit they have been on. I mean, can you imagine the best of both worlds? Black girl shaped booty and real white girl blonde hair and not that yaki weave from the Korean beauty spot.

Another sexy thing about white broads is how hardbody they are becoming. PARIS HILTON is in the pen right now getting a teardrop tattoed under her eye. Black chicks on the other hand, not so much on the hardbody meter. Foxy Brown just got her ass demo’ed and then she ran and snitched to the police in her deaf voice (damn, my bad INGA, two Foxy Brown disses in the same day, I need to step my game up and shit on Lil’ Kim sometime too). This is why I am telling y’all that white is the new Black. They are back to housing shit like in 1492. Wait until these Russian broads come to this country. Them chicks is built like DOLF LUNDGREN.

For this summer I am definitely bigging up all the redhead white meat with the ginger hued pubes. Blonde action is always good to go, but I think that redheaded chicks never get the respect due for their freaky nature. Yeah, that’s the shit I’m on this summer…


GYM CLASS HEROES – ‘Viva La White Girl’

viva la white girl

viva la white girl

29 Responses to “White Is The New Black…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    I’m not really mad at Cindy Brady an’em these days, I just don’t wanna end up like all these other jigs that flip out on their snow flakes and end up doing mad time. Must be something in their punany danders. I don’t have the OJ type money for the legals.

  2. thoreauly77 says:

    it’s not just white girls. at my school we have a lot of asian girls, and even they are getting nice and thick, in all the right places of course. and don’t even get me started on the latinas out here on the left coast. so serious! i thought this was going to be a post about how white has appropriated r&b from black folks!

  3. DP said “I mean, can you imagine the best of both worlds? Black girl shaped booty and real white girl blonde hair”

    Have you ever heard of Brazil? Hit up the internets to do some “research”.

    I think there are a few American white girls who are “ass-inine”, but the waif bias in the American MSM causes many of them to starve themselves & lose their ass literally. A damn shame.

    Fortunately, a few pioneers are rejecting the waif bias. Peep the lovely Courtney Black
    http://www.courtneyblackonline.com

  4. Misha says:

    You know better than that, look at Genarlo Willson. You must have been smoking purple tops, if you think white man charlie will let go of that pink flower so easily. And as a non threatening non weave wearing curly haired light skined sister, it seems that I am the new flavor of the month for the white man! Its like I was giving away free Bob Dylan cd’s anytime i walk into a room of white men! So maybe you should be worried about them taking us away! Then again, maybe not cause you know we aint going for that little pink thing!

  5. Ya DP I see pretty white girls all the time, but its rare that I f with them. They all tend to have a certain trait in common that I cant place my finger on its like they think Men owe them Something instead of thinking in how to please their man……well I want to say not all but enough for me not to ever wife up a white girl ……….

  6. miss ahmad says:

    You only get credit for GCH on this one…white girls are soo 80’s, didn’t Kim Kardashian teach you any thing in that video? It’s ethnic Europeans!

  7. Skeeter Valentine says:

    What you know bout Gym Class Heroes and viva la white girl…??

  8. nerditry says:

    Misha :: Cosign on your thoughts and recognize the push that the White Rapper Show/Robin Thicke has given my brethren in approaching the sisters. The world is not ready for a summer like this where white fellas (aka) will be walking down the sidewalk with their mocha loves and knowing that a winter fade is not in the crystal ball.

    ps…I’m personally geeked about this type of equilibrium.

  9. 40 says:

    *remains quiet on this subject*

    “Lets just say none of us were picked for our militancy now were we…” – Dan “Turk” Freeman

  10. ream-team says:

    You brothers can have all the white girls, means more brown ladies for me. Here’s my 2 cents if you’re ready to make the switch – Funny Jewish girls are the best kind of white girls, they’re usually thick and got jokes. Black Jewish girls are the best thing ever, but a rare find. Variety is the spice of life!

  11. ream-team says:

    Misha, what’s up with the Bob Dylan CD’s? hollahollahollahollaholla

  12. eauhellzgnaw says:

    That’s funny, I Fux,

    Some black dudes spit the same stereotype about black women and use it to defend their preference for white women.* It’s interesting how people can look at the same set of circumstances and arrive at completely different conclusions based on their perceptual frameworks and biases.

    *Also, black women and white women have the same stereotypes about eachother: black women think white women are freaks; white women think black women are freaks. We know the truth: THEY’RE ALL FREAKS!

  13. zillz says:

    im mad u mentioned he-man

  14. twerkolator says:

    dolf lundgren = “i must break you…” (no homo)

    glad i took the time to listen to that GCH song…that shit is jammin’. i might needs to fuck with them…

  15. Candice says:

    LMAO@ Giving out free Bob Dylan CD’s

  16. Amadeo says:

    Me and my man was talking about this…he said he’d go for the Irish girls, I’m still waiting for my shot at a hindu chick. Plus I told him when I think of Irish girls I think of Red Sox fans from Boston…brrrr.

  17. prynsex says:

    Did anybody follow the Kobe trial………………………

    I love BLK MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I cannot see me settling for anything LESS!

  18. Key from the City says:

    Ummmm…..best of luck to you this summer.

    What happened to CS?

  19. sasha says:

    the obligatory FIGHT ON is in order. USC STAND UP! (end rabid fanaticism)

    i won’t spew my venom at the folks that solely roll on the other side of the tracks. good luck with them legal fees. tehehehehehehe

    @ miss ahmad

    is that new kim k ass padded panties or did she get a butt job? please advise. im baffled. the most recent pic had her looking like rainesha off reno 911. not awesome.

  20. jollene says:

    feel a little bad for all the nappy headed ho’s, er, I mean my beautiful Black Nubian sisters???

    yo mama!

    i got my natural hair full, thick and kinky. i dont feel the white girl balck girl thing because you know a sistuh wont get any props vfor acting white but let a black wannabe white girl enter the room and evryone is goin crazy. plus we dont swagger jakc white girls coz we knwo they aint got no swag to begin with. t

  21. That_Girl says:

    Shallow ppl belong to each other! I get males ranging beyond the colors of the rainbow…and all due my reignin’ beauty inside and out…Shallow ppl never find happiness, their to busy livin’ in fantasy instead of the real!

  22. beedieeyez says:

    White chicks with ass are still far and few in between. Having a big teardrop ass at the end of a long back is not attractive at all. Black chicks and chicks of black descent (a large majority of people of “latin” descent) will have the fine muscle structure that fine asses are built upon

  23. shix says:

    racist bitch!
    White chicks have beauty and all but clearly YOU have no brains.

  24. White is Right says:

    Guess what? The relatively small % of white bitches into the black dick are into it for the same reason they went for beaners in the 90’s, wops in the 80’s and 70’s, and allways go for the jocks and “bad boys”, regardless of race–they like the excitement of defying Mommy and Daddy, and enjoying social taboos. As soon as screwing a black guy goes the way of what was once a taboo of screwing “bottom of the white totem pole” white guys like Italians, the thrill will wear down. But girls will allways go for the jocks, bad boyz and rich guys regardless of race, as it has allways been.

    Also, many of these young girls today, regardless of race, think whatever the television tells them–and that is of the Jewish controlled medias beliefs in liberal philosophy, such as racial diversity and…guess what….of black rappers who get paid by music companies that are all owned by…guess what….JEWS!!

    Don’t believe me? Go to the websites of all the major music companies and see who owns and operates them.

    Once again, the Jews are dividing the races and income classes in their battle to elevate the 12 Elders of Zion to rule the NewWorldOrder!!

    The white man and black man must rise up, hand in hand, to overthrow the Jewish domination of American–and soon to be–the WORLD!!!

  25. Malibu Barbie says:

    To White is Right: I couldn’t agree with you more from the girls dating black guys to defy their parents to Jews controlling everything. It is true, blacks and whites need to stand up together.

  26. The Problem says:

    white gurls can do what they want, act how they want all they want too. I just aint feeling these white gurls that be going around saying “nigga” like its all good. I usually play the cool laid back brotha when im talking to a female but soon as i hear that “nigga” come out her yap, all that shit get thrown out the window.

    I start wildin like that scene in 40 year old virgin when ole boy tell my man…… ” see, you was looking for a nigga, OK! well nigga here now!

    But yo, thick white gurls.. get at ya mans sticku4thadoe@aol.com

    outtie 5 thou……………

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