The Black Widow was a Russian super spy named Natasha Romanoff (yeah, I know) and I first got to see her in action when she teamed up with Spider-Man. I loved her skintight navy catsuit and her dark auburn red hair. Black Widow had been injected with the formula similar to the one that allowed Captain America to never age. She might be like eighty years old now. That’s hot to me. Redheads are natural freaks, but a Russian redhead is a gangbang shorty.
Black Widow has had her back blown out by so many different Marvel character’s it’s a good thing she had that super serum in her blood otherwise she would have the AIDS by now. Spider-Man, DareDevil, Hawkeye, Tony Starks, Hercules, Red Guardian and Nick Fury all tasted the Black Widow’s er… stinger. Hell, even mute ass Black Bolt got a piece of that ass.
Now I’m not saying I wouldn’t still hit it, because I would. I just wouldn’t leave my wallet laying around when I fell off to sleep. Why you think they call that shit the Gulag? Because it’s gully as fuck.
UPDATE:
Rampage scraped it…
So did Johnny Blaze.
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I’d have to pass on that ass, I just cant get over the name, might as well put ya shit on a bear trap.
I don’t remember Spidey hitting it. When? I’d hit. John Byrne was a perv.
When in hell did Black Bolt smash Black Widow? One.
I love redheads… I almost married one… She fucked up though. 6’2″ former hoopster. I ws sure I was gonna knock out a future NBA’er with freckles. Commenting while drunk = not fresh.
She looks good, but the name kills it for me. I have seen some fine russian coochie that could get it all day. Also, I watched that Ultraviolet flick, joint was not good at all. Thanks for the heads up. Peace.
I know you’re gonna cover scarlet witch gettin’ that android lovin’.
Word to that Kirby Champions cover, that may be the only redeeming feature that series ever had.
Hole lee shit Tit Tays…gets my vote…
The Champions Of L.A.? You are whylin’ right now my dude! My cousin used to just stick those joints under his shirt and walk right out of the store. One.
CJ, All I’ma say is peep the J.B. pencils later on today…