FREE MICHAEL VICK!

It’s not like he was abusing kittens like CHRIS BROWN or whoever the kid was that 4chan outed.

What if Robo-BeYonce hypnotized CHRIS BROWN and told him to put the JEFF GILLOOLY business on homegirl because she was starting to get more shine than the real BeYONCE who is now the DOROTHY DAINDRIDGE doppelganger after being the faux ETTA JAMES and the bootleg TINA TURNER?

The realest shit about BeYONCE be her damn weaves.

You know them joints is prA’li missile-proof too?

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4 Responses to “FREE MICHAEL VICK!”

  1. nerditry says:
    February 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I still think he was trying to free a demon autotune from inside her.

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  2. E says:
    February 27, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Chris Brown was channeling his inner Andy Kaufman (no elton john) he was preparing for a role as Ike Turner

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  3. lola gets says:
    February 27, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    You are WRONG for that photo! Bwahahahaha!

    L

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  4. Gee says:
    February 28, 2009 at 6:27 am

    LOL @ the Jeff Gillooly and everyone else…while I am not a cat lover, I hope they slap his silly ass around when he sits in the slammer…

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