The SHOW Show goes in hard like all great internets celebrities should and gives us fluesys a guidebook for properly swerving through N’Awlins for the 2008 NBA All-Star Weekend. This weekend is like MLK Day times twelve on crack with 30 inch spinning Sprewell rims.
You think Hurricane Starrkeysha left New Orleans fucked the fuck up? The collection of jig madness that is descending upon the Bayou right now will change your mind forever. However, if you follow The SHOW Show’s solid gold advice you will have an enjoyable and bullet wound free weekend.
I needed these pointers a few years back when I was in Philly for the All-Star game…
Yeah, I remember when the All Star Weekend was held in DC a few years back. I live downtown, and I managed to catch ALL the shit that was going on that weekend, and I didnt even go out that much! Just trying to run my errands nshyt. I pray that New Orleans can survive this onslaught.
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“i am a floozie, and i need to get to the monies” -classic.
All-Star 2004 California Love was the classiest of the classiest of all All-Stars. After the actual game, they had a shit load of tour buses and a police calvalcade escort to shut down the highway and lead you to Universal Studios, where there were Chinese drummers and red carpet welcomes. A complimentary food bar, every 20 feet, drinks, candy and free rides all night long. This was held exclusively for All-Star ticket holders. Let’s not forget the secret mansion parties held in the Hills of Beverly, where these fuckers PAR-TAYED!!!!!!!!! Then there were the studio parties where the fire marshall shut it down on studio 56 because a tiny itty bitty shoving match ensued. But none-the less, me and my girls partied like a rock star, with all the perks! I think the fact that my homegirl worked for Four Seasons Beverly Wilshire Hotel back then and is now currently working for Jay-Z’s team helped out a whole bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But this year, NAWLINS, is a NAH MANE, too many spirits!