Editor’s note: DP Dot Com football pooler and drinking buddy 40 DAWG pulls out the shotgun and aims for Viacom Corp’s number one cash cow and cultural commodifier. One day soon I hope Viacom will be a corps(e) for all of us to dance upon, but until then you can catch me and 40 publicly urinating on 1515 Broadway.
I’m taking the gloves off people… Its time to fight fire with fire. Don’t get mad at me when I’m dropping off Becky on the Upper East Side and having that secret soul hand shake with her door man. I’m out for the big payback. I’m going for the gusto. I’m getting my reparations for the actions of this country by making as many of its women “unfit” and “used goods”. They say that most truths are said in jest and I am using that adage to notch a small victory of what has probably been the worst month for brothers in a minute – NOVEMEBER 2006.
The people here at DP.com have dillegently worked to opine on the events of the month such ass KKKramer, the etemolgy of our favorite slurs, the tragedy in Queens by Officer Wyatt Earp and the rest of triple OG NYPD Crips (The Original Boys in Blue. No disrepect to Tookie Williams and Raymond Washington), and now MTV is in on it.
This entity of Viacom who along with its Sally Hemmings channel BET (aka The Negroe Channel) has always done its part to way-lay the rank & file lemmings who devour its trifles en masse. There have been ground breaking moments for numerous people of color to get their shine on MTV since Michael Jackson up through today. But they’ve always had their “This what America really is” programming – the wildly successful Don Dada of reality TV “THE REAL WORLD”.
This ironically titled show has always made a great sideshow of showing the systematic COLIN FERGUSON-ing of the black male. Its even wonderfully edited it to the point where sisters hate the brothers on the show (see the ex-Mrs. Kenny Anderson, and the AKA broad with the laundry list of necessary male traits). The other route it goes with the brohams is that they make them completely obsolete or they withdraw completely. On the other side, no show has been more EMPOWERING of the homosexual male into mainstream society than “The Real World”, in its now 17th season they’ve left out numerous “other” groups that are representative of AmeriKKKan society but they always keep a fag on hand (sometimes two) when it comes to casting the show. Well guess what people as of this week, just to round out this perfect BLACK MALE APPRECIATION MONTH, there’s been a shift in the MTV social dynamic…
THE FAGGOT CALLS THE BROTHER A NIGGER… Thats right you got it! And not just you’re average garden variety spade but the violent type, but remarks about how “the nigger wants to kill me” (or something close). Plus I’d like to add the sublte irony that this season takes place in Denver, Colorado home state of KOBEGATE (Hi Katie Faber!).
Maybe its the month my demographic has been collectively having but I just can’t deal with this anymore. I mean I don’t know what MTV has in store to deal with this issue, all I know is that they’ve kicked brothers of their cash cow series for far less reasons and I don’t remember any one of them calling anyone anything. Even Kevin Powell in the heat of his angry black man tirade never once resorted to cheap insults nor scrap the bottom of the ignorance pudding cup. I’m keeping my eye out for this one. Because I’m sure as the size 14’s I roam this planet in if any darkie came out of his mouth and called someone gay a “sheet snatching, pillow biting, butt pirate, cum-catching sword swallowing fag”. They’d immediately have a “house meeting” because “they don’t feel safe”…
You know what, word to the memory of Sean Bell – brothers we need to have a house meeting – BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL SAFE.
BLAST at them 40!!! Fuk it empty the clip reload & BLAST em again! R.I.P. Sean Bell
Today someone at the office may get slapped for no apparent reason…
^Eloheem…just in case you need that reason:
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Here!!
Today is the official “Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday”-
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed…(other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher)
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your “assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing stuff up”
* If questioned by police, or if the supervisor is the irritant, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living daylights out of, get to slapping, and have a great day….
ONE
I’d like to also add that I am cutting in front of people to get on the elevator, not moving on the escalator (no matter how many people are queueing up behind me), and drinking at least two 40’s on the LIRR while read in a copy of “Leg Show” this evening.
Shit, I ain’t seen the Real World in 4 years but I’m mad enuff to slap a cracka just because! Thanks for the rules and if they don’t apply internationally, I may have to phone a friend…
But really, we need to strike back. Obviously, none of us have the cheddar to take on a corporate media outlet like viacom. And it seems like none of the Russels, or the Diddy’s, or the Jigga’s or even the Liles, have the sense or the cheese to band together and start their own Black Media Outlet (NO BET!), with out which our voices come across as whispers and usually goes unheard. This is the same reason why hip hop is now dead…
As long some one else holds the paycheck that puts the content on the airwaves, we will always come up short. Corporate Media outlets are Supremacy at its best. AS long as they control what we see, they can whatever images they want in our heads, and usually do. And without the capital base, we will never be able achieve equality over the airwaves.
A friend of mine once said we as black folk just need to create our own continent, everything by us for us and just live…that’s the only way we can have a voice against the status quo.
Damn…No David Edwards
Your just mad that, like the statistics support, black guys are more prone to violent behaviour. And when you put these gorillas on a tv show in a house full of their potential victims, their true colors are bound to emmerge. The newest tyy…whatever is just the latest example of stupidity. The damn nigger wanted to kill the white guy for doing absolutely nothing. Now that is justfiable of the word nigger.
Please, explain to me how yet again its the white man’s, or the “system’s”, fault for what happned.
^Statistics never lie, that’s why liars use statistics.
Your parents prah’lee named you Joe because they knew you’d be a regular mediocre kind’a guy. When you get a chance take a peek at Seth Godin’s blog and learn why you have already been bought and sold.
^^In my own defense against the ignorance that one must endure that insipred me to write this post and further still the comment twice removed is see no blaming of any “system” here. So the prepackaged “Blame The White Man/System/etc.” knee jerk responses that have become prominent in cyberspace (often by anonymous online “Spook Hunters”) is foolish. Site where one is blaming “the system”, cite your “statistics”, cite a website. Otherwise you’re more part of the problem than any ambiguous “system” that is allegedly the source of Negroe paranoia.
What I’ll do for you is I’ll SHOW YOU unarmed brothers getting shot, I’ll SHOW YOU that a white male homosexual (once America’s most villified) has been empowered enough in the mainstream to start throwing racial stones at people, I’ll SHOW YOU how no matter how many degrees I got on my wall and how many more zeroes I got on my check then the average man I’m still branded “Nigger” before human no matter how human or humane I may act in this world. That is what the problem is, and the more it goes unchecked, the more doomed we are.
If someone has grown up seing only certain images of black men then they refuse to believe that there are other kinds of black men out there. They always show the angry black man, but no matter how angry they get, they never shoot up their high school (colombine) or their jobs, (the post office). Shyt the closet we came to that was Colin Ferguson and the long island railroad, and thats cause it was probably an angry ass white man that set it off
I second the post where the burrhead said you need your own continent….lessee..how about Africa? Back to the muddaland, only problem is they don’t want your type there either. Pathetic when you think of it, that people of your own color, living in mud huts and eating bugs out of logs, don’t want you either.
Riddle me this you gangstas…why do niggers commit 7 times more murders and violent crime than the civilized races? Criminal stats confirm that the black race is a defective and congenitally criminal blight on the face of the earth. For you illiterate porch monkeys, it means that yo mammy was nuttin mo than a ho fo sum mofo’s diss-eased spooge, and the earf don wantcha.
Can’t we all just get along?