The DP Dot Com Intern Search…


It’s hard out here on a word pimp. I have several projects stuck in development because the website has been shortstaffed this year. Yes, I have a large directory of contributors, but lately only COMBAT JACK and 40 DAWG have been submitting drops for this site. You all should already know where BILLY SUNDAY now does his thing. The time has come for DP Dot Com to begin their very first intern search.

Almost anyone can be an intern here at DP Dot Com. All that is required from you for sure is a love for the blog game. If you have an opinion and it’s relevant to some of the news and events that are happening in the world today then you are DP Dot Com material. DP Dot Com is also an Equal Opportunity Employer. Since our internships don’t have a salary (but you do get free shit over time) we can offer your college or paid employer a letter of recommendation. In the end, what’s better than working at the internets most dangerous website? Here’s a list of some of our open positions…

Tech Guy – Do you understand computers? Good. Because I don’t. I need someone that can help me put music onto the Addict page.

Teen Story Whore – We need someone willing to sleep with people in order to secure gossip and scandals on people that sleep with people to secure gossip. And scandals.

If you know anything about computers and random sex you should send me an e-mail (no ROSIE O’DONNELL).


12 Responses to “The DP Dot Com Intern Search…”

  1. Misha says:

    LOL I wish i could do the ahem *research* for the whore story!

  2. Eloheem Star says:

    What up Fam!

    New Transformers trailer

  3. Meka Soul says:

    fyi dp

    i sent you something in the mail. let me know when you get it, cuz from what i gather from my sister in brooklyn, the post office likes to steal your shit and not tell you.

  4. Cajun Peach says:

    unfortunatley my wedding vows do not allow me any room to whore it up (damnit man) but how cool it would be to contribute to such an upstanding, dialogue-inducing site (batting eyelashes)

  5. Tiffany says:

    Good luck Dallas…

  6. LM says:

    Best intern program ever

  7. Vee says:

    I like the photo of the girl and it is some-what safe for work. Yeah, I really like the photo with the girl.

  8. Yo, Dull ass I send you stuff all the time and am qualified to work in the grungy gooshie spots. And with two movies coming out on my life it would give your site a little extra fizzle. By the way I’m moving to Chicago soon will be opening a studio and a few other things in the Playboy Mansion as an adjunct to “The Girls Next Store”, it’s a reality show called the “Native American Guerilla Next Door”
    Peace, Ernie Paniccioli

  9. Skeeter Valentine says:

    i know a lil bout the music stuff….i was able to get some tunes that il iked up on the blog i once paid attention to..

  10. Dj RaYz says:

    DP holla at me. I know a bunch of stuff about computers. I don’t got that Teen Whores, but we can work something out.

  11. Jo Van Gogh says:

    I’m a geek. Lemme know

  12. thoreauly77 says:

    can i skip the whole interning thing and just have a lot of sex with that blonde?

    yeah? thanks!

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