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What the hell are white chicks up to now? It wasn’t such a bad thing when they came out with the black girl booties. Actually, it was quite nice. But who is responsible for getting all these white women served up with jail time? It’s just wrong to put a snowflake in the clink. I don’t care how many times she has been caught driving under the influence. At least she hasn’t killed anyone with her car like BRANDY did.

LINDSAY LOHAN is a nutcase that didn’t fall far enough from her family tree. Her moms is getting sued for embezzling or something like that. Her dad is a maniac too. Just a few weeks prior iNternets Celebrity 40 Dawg hung out with the troubled movie star and even offered to hold her weed when she was in New York City. She should have taken him up on his offer. Now she’s looking at three months in jail for violating her bracelet probation. This is a damn shame that she could have avoided. When are these ladies going to learn that going to jail only helps men sell records? What these broads need to do to break into the urban lifestyle market is to get a cover and pinup special in an issue of Black Swimsuit men’s magazine. Now I’ll buy that for a dollar.

	Shorty says, “What the hell are you bitches doing?!? You are rich already. You don’t need street credibility. There are people that value going to prison as some sort of educational experience, you should not be one of those people. I don’t want there to be a Barbie doll with a prison jumpsuit for sale in Toys ‘R Us this Christmas season. Baby white Jesus would have wept.

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