I beat my bitch with a stick!
A few weeks ago BYRON CRAWFORD came to New York City to partake of the histrionically white Rock The Bells concert. The next thing you know a twister touches down in Brooklyn (sans Big Macs). WTF is that about? Don’t them shits only happen in the Midwest? There are a lot of new transplants in the city from the Midwest so maybe one of those meatbags brought that shit with them too.
Well there is no such thing as a coincidence when some pussy-whipped high school dropout kills his beautiful girlfriend after reading Bol’s drop on the godawful Sean Kingston song. He later supposedly tried to kill himself by slitting his wrists on the roof of a housing project before he was apprehended. I would say that was a pretty lame ass attempt since homey could have just jumped the ten or so stories and landed on his head, but maybe this dude Michael Cordero was actually using his head instead?
If I was dude’s lawyer, er, public defender, I would just publicly state that the use of synths and vocoders in the Hip-Hop song ‘Beautiful Girls’ intoxicated him into action because he thought his girlfriend was leaving him. Blaming rock lyrics for suicides is totally retro, but blaming Hip-Hop songs for inciting murder is taking shit back to the future. I’m not saying that he still won’t get served a grip of time, but when all the focus gets shifted onto the back of Hip-Hop dude might end up with a manslaughter sentence. I can’t speak for the alleged perpetrator, but if I were him I would blame everything I did on that damn song.
Read about the case…
Boyfriend of Victim Slits Wrists, Police Say
Now listen to the song…
SEAN KINGSTON – ‘Beautiful Girls’
C’mon?!? How could you not blame this crime on that stupid song? If I’ve learned anything in the last several months about how rap music has become a pariah in American culture akin to Osama Bin Laden, it’s that money is being made by all the confusion. I think Sean Kingston’s label should press up a billion CD singles and sell them at Starbucks. Oprah will be pulling out her domestic violence programming, AND it’s summer sweeps week to boot. You know the lawyers are gonna get their chips up from this shit too. The merc’ked broads mom should be filing a lawsuit against Sean Kingston as you read this now. And all of this wild shit is going down just because Bol brought his Midwest country ass to New York City.
Dayum. Nullus to the fullest.
What a tragedy. He needs to man up and say he beat her because he is a coward who didn’t know how to talk through his issues unless he was using his fists. It takes a real punk azz to beat a girl. Even my two year old son knows that.
As for Sean Kingston……………..WTF? Worse song ever.
It is the happiest song about suicide ever.
I heard about this story. Dude is definitely a punk. He probably would have been better off jumping off that building than going to jail.
This dude is an all time sucker. For wearing that young broads ass out and then for killing her. Ladies, y’all just can’t give every da dunn da dunt the cootie cat. Some of these niggas ain’t had no pussy since the pussy had them.
(a) MISSOURI STAND UP!!!!!! creve coeur is that shit (not really)
(b) bol is still lame. at least he acknowledges he’s delusional and doomed to be by himself (yes, i’m still mad about that mousie ass interview he gave)
(c) niggas is crazy. real talk. i’mma need ladies to quit thinking psycho tendencies mean he just love you a lot. the nigga prolly just crazy.
(d) my prayers and best wishes go out to Tumi’s family.
^Sasha…agreed. If the dude calls you 24 hours a day, shows up everywhere you go to “suprise” you, etc…..change your number and locks.
Recognize the crazy when you see it in da streets. Holla!
HAHAHA! Midwest pride stand up!
Awesome post. I was hoping for a Bol guest appearance on Internets Celebrities but maybe not . . . It seems like the Missouri ethos is making everyone miserable.
I know I’ve been doing my part.
Let’s hope we only see ironic mullets in NY.
CHEA!
I think the biggest lesson learned from this tragedy is that women should not date beneath their own class. Her parents were professors at a reputable university and she was a college student, yet he was a drug-using security guard? NO. Sometimes, ladies, we have to let the losers go, not matter what we have kindly seen in them. I learned that lesson the hard way, but at least my ex-peon didn’t REALLY kill me.
Besides, even valid potential can’t pay the bills.