Granny Love… Hell chea!
Good news for all of us MILF lovers… Senior citizens are getting their backs blown out at the same rate as younger folks. It looks like everybody is starting to come around to the fact that nobody gives it up as good as a grandma. Think about it, years of practice can’t be bad. I play first base in my office softball league and my glove is twenty five years old. Every year it get softer and catches balls even better.
With folks living longer and longer thanks to modern pharmaceuticals I think it’s high time to send some of these sexy seniors back into the workforce. Jay-Z was a visionary when he brought some of these septugenarian showstoppers back to work. Hell, I’d go to a strip club that featured senior citizen as dancers. Wrinkly tits would be flapping all around the place like wind socks. There’d be quarts of lubrication on the poles. That is lubrication right? It kind of smells like Ben-Gay.
There is a downside to all of this partying with the sexy grandmas though. Senior citizens pass around wild STD’s just like that ancient rumcake that gets re-gifted for a decade. Just because granny’s sweet stuff is all out of eggs doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t still wear your galoshes. You don’t want to end up putting some Agent Orange on your manhood, because that shit could have been incubating inside that snatch since the free love hippie days during the Vietnam War.
Don’t let that stop you from enjoying yourself though. Sexy grandmas need some loving too. And you should show them some attention. Especially when they get all gussied up to go out to the club.
Shout out to GILF’s e’erywhere.
Granny’s need love too. I ain’t hatin. I’m trying to be one of those hot grandma’s one day.
DP, you seen this?
http://lacedmagazine.blogspot.com/2007/08/kanye-x-marty-mcfly.html
that means im back in the game!
Find a GILF to pop those teeth out and gum it to death like a piece of steak…..
lmao. That shit is not cool, we are turning into an idiocracy. I’ll will fuck an old bitch no prob though, get a history lesson, head with no teeth, fresh baked cookies, chuuch!!! tabernacle!! Sanctuary!!!
Yo! Do not sleep on them vintage beatboxes. When I wasn’t even drinking age I got my socks twisted by a lady that was older than my moms. I used to sell her blow and because I made a delivery to her crib in Bayside she hit me off with the jackpot slot. Homegirl was a stewardess and she had me flying high that night. True story.
On how many levels of wrong is the first picture?
That second picture is disturbing. Grand Ma’s should not be doin splits at the bus stop. I’m gettin on plane t o frisco right now, make sure my grand ma’s groove it sewed up tight.
^^^Dallas Bigelow. Male Gigalo.
Now that I’m looking at it again….that last granny is working those bobby socks and stilettos. Hmmm….and I think she may be one of my Sorority sisters…..LOL
An elderly AKA…get ya sawrah then, Candice.
Come on, this shit aint even cool.. I’d be hot if my g’ma was doin work like that.. and you gotta be fcked to even think about this shit… or bored..
It is what it is, DeWitz…GILFs are puttin’ in work (or wetting work put in ’em) as I type this.
i’m disturbed.
but DON’T HATE! granny is rocking them stilettos. and she’s had that perfectly matched outfit for no less than 34 years. educated guess.