Attack Of The Killer Tomatos…

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This is why I stay laughing at all of you vegetable cats. Steady talking about how healthy vegetables are compared to meat.

Guess what? Y’all stay losing.

First of all, eating meat is what helped human evolve into human killers.

Secondly, the best vegetable of all was the tomato, but now the tomato is giving people the same diseases that meat does. It looks to me that the tomato has crossed over to the side of the carnivores. All you vegetable lovers have left now is spinach and peppers.

Herbivores stay losing. The dinosaurs. The dodo birds. The Africans.

18 Responses to “Attack Of The Killer Tomatos…”

  1. jREDMOND says:

    the tomato is fruit numbnuts

  2. Vee says:

    YO!!! Don’t make fun of me!
    Vegetable cats are freaking #1!!
    ** Cool picture **
    Baby spinach, carrots, delicious beets and celery?!? Not to mention avocado and onions?!? What else are you going to eat with your burger? Just a bun?? . . . but yeah because tomatoes are usually eaten with salads, many people forget it is a fruit, a night shade fruit.

    http://www.deliciousorganics.com/Controversies/nightshade.htm

    http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=george&dbid=62
    (Great website for whole foods information)

    Some folks actually stay away from the nightshade family all together, which includes potatoes, tomatoes peppers and eggplant.

    Forget a food shortage, sooner or later you won’t be able to really eat anything. For every food group there’s a study out there explaining why its bad for you, including soy-based products. Corn is getting a bad rap with corn syrup and then there’s beer and wine. Every once in a while an article will pop up in the NYTimes extoling the virtues of beer and the anti-aging chemicals found in wines.

  3. Mark Dub says:

    Great post. I eat meat so I stay winning! YAAAAY BEEF!

  4. P-Matik says:

    I’m still trying to figure out how tomatoes got the same disease found in eggs. The FDA needs to get on its job.

  5. Grand Master says:

    haha jredmond said basicly what i was gonna say but more belligerently

  6. the_dallas says:

    JRedmond, you IS a fruit.

    I need to put Primus ‘Shake Hands With Beef’ on this drop.

    Vegetable cats stay losing.

  7. kEEPiTtHORO says:

    # Mark Dub Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Great post. I eat meat so I stay winning! YAAAAY BEEF!

    —————-

    Yay beef?
    paws.

    but yeah, eff veggie burgers.

  8. 40 says:

    EFFIN A DP!!!

    Meat and Potatoes. Supplemented with Metamucil. And Broccoli and Salads when I’m feeling my veggie moral compass twitch…

  9. Lion XL says:

    With the amount of pesticides and hormones and other ish that they put in food these days, I dont know why we don’t all three eyes and four arms by now…….

    I’m no vegetarian, but I do try to minimize the amount of chemically enhanced gamma irradiated meat products that passes through my colon. Seems like its all for naught cuz the veggies have just as many hormones…..

  10. I get annoyed with people that treat their nutritional habits like a lesson in classism.

    All the while people are eating genetically modified FRUITS like seedless whatevers.

    If the food you eat is seedless what do you think YOU will become?

    That is why I eat imported Iraqi baby fetuses. And when I have the extra cash I get Chechen children jerky treats. Meat helped man evolve. Human flesh put man on top of the top of the food chain.

    True story.

  11. kEEPiTtHORO says:

    LOL, dietary elitism ftl.

  12. “If the food you eat is seedless what do you think YOU will become?”
    Best thing I heard all day. That belongs on a billboard or something.

    And to think, I just blended up a fruit smoothie for myself. Getting one blended, smooth step closer to to a genetically altered, horrific death.

    …….but it is tasty.

    Nah for real tho, that was a quotable right there.

  13. VEe says:

    Organic produce is crazy expensive, help, what should I do?!?

    Fast Food Nation, great book.

    The only solution is to smoke herb all day.

  14. 911 says:

    First of all, eating meat is what helped human evolve into human killers.

    >Fact.

    Herbivores stay losing. The dinosaurs. The dodo birds. The Africans.

    >I died.

  15. T. Reynolds says:

    Best post EVAR

    Fuck those fairy vegetarians

    That’s why yall are weak and have no muscles

    If there was a war between meat eaters and non-meat eaters we would kill you all

  16. That picture is HELLA disgusting…I haven’t even had my breakfast yet…thanks!

    And I guess I’m still winning too!! I can’t get enough red meat these days!

  17. lanski says:

    I disagree because regardless when the shit really goes down the only safe thing to eat will be the fruits and vegetables you grow at home.

    The FDA Says: The following types of tomatoes listed below are NOT likely to be the source of this outbreak: . . . tomatoes grown at home

    Unless you plan on raising some cows in your living room, backyard or basement; Then I say fuck it, eat the meat. You can rock a little chicken coop on the roof top but that’s about it.

    Peace to all roof top; fire escape; and window seal soil and hydro gardeners.

    I say, fuck the FDA.

    If I didn’t grow it or raise it or personally know the ninja who did . . . I’m not fuckin’ wit it.

    Don’t trust these motherfuckas D; can’t trust it.

  18. Becca says:

    this is uncouth….

    that pic should have been ‘after the jump’ w/ a not safe for bowels warning….

    uuuggghhh

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