Caribou Barbie Won’t Go Away…

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Which one of these dolls has nothing inside of their head?

I am praying to everything just and fair in the universe that I will not be forced to hear or read the thoughts of SARAH PALIN after the purported due date of BRISTOL PALIN in December. But the way in which the mainstream media is gobbling up her life story right now I think my wish won’t be answered.

SARAH PALIN has been transformed into a megawatt celebrity while she subtlely erodes the advancement of women. SARAH wins on her charm, her smile, her winks at the camera. Political savvy? Not so much. Policy substance? Not at all. Her idea of family values has been to throw her daughter under the bus and to sequester her daughter’s boyfriend while she shoots at the biggest moose of all.

We just elected one of the highest achieving people ever in politics. Can’t the Republicans find someone that graduated from an Ivy league school like Yale or something?

Oh… Yeah.

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5 Responses to “Caribou Barbie Won’t Go Away…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    Of course they can’t…then they’d be associating with “elitists”

  2. “Can’t the Republicans find someone that graduated from an Ivy league school like Yale or something?”

    Grand Master, I believe DP is looking at you here. LOL!

  3. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Ramdon drive by thoughts on Dallas Penn.com
    Here are our two choices:
    A-
    DP writing on sneakers/rap/Ye TUdda/Lil Wang/ CS/Poon/Pron/ Politricks/RaceBad Food/Bad free drinks (is there such a thing?)/Women/Young Women/Ghey arse Rappers (is there any other kind he asked only half in jest)/Shirtless Rappers/Brainless Rappers/Talentless Rappers/ Bad sports figures/ Baseball/Football/ Pocket Pool/His childhood/ His exposure to music,art, books, movies/Comics/ Comic Books/Super Heroes/ Sneakers/ Nike/Addidas/Puma/ Basketball/Emo/Hipster Hip Hop/ etc. etc. etc.
    B-
    I think we would be wise to opt for A. Very wise.
    Dallas keep doing you.
    I thank you for doing you even if you is at times addled and even if you is in poor taste or poor judgment you is still an original.
    Peace, Ernie

  4. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    PalInsane v Romney ReThug Civil War has already started.

    The greatest & just irony will happen if Bobby Jindal comes from behind [||] & sons Romney. It would be great if an Indian dude “takes yer jobb” from the mass layoff-doing, offshore outsource reporting Corporate Welfare Whore Romney.

  5. jp says:

    Caribou Sarah suits the Bread and Circus’ culture we’ve built in America. A perfect head to the modern Know Nothing party.

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