Here’s Why You Should Make A Ho A Housewife…

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MSN.com just confirmed what most of already knew…

That prostitution is essentially recession proof.

After the nuclear holocaust the only thing that will remain will be the cockroaches. And the hooker cockroaches.

The only bad thing about the recession is the aspect that hookers have to turn more tricks to come up on the same number of stacks. So instead of a JULIA ROBERTS coming up on a RICHARD GERE to help her get out of the game she ends up with a GARY BUSEY, then a MICKEY ROURKE, then a WESLEY SNIPES, she hooks up with an ANNE HECHE, but then she claims it was her one and only time and she didn’t even like it.

If money were the only thing that mattered I suppose we would all be prostitutes of some sort.

5 Responses to “Here’s Why You Should Make A Ho A Housewife…”

  1. VEe says:

    Great find. thanks and good day to you brother.

  2. E says:

    I read that article at work yesterday, then me and this girl seating next to me started a discussion. Long story short, she gave all the low downs on how to start an escort service even offered to help me find girls. True fucking story.

    So if you’re ever up in Montreal, holla atcha boy!

  3. Gee says:

    I ain’t mad at them…if I had the body and the time and the desire and the energy…I would be up there like swimwear.

  4. live from lenox says:

    yes yes yes

  5. moses says:

    We all ARE prostitutes of some sort, DP. We are Americans. Our one true religion is the Almighty Dollar. We were born and raised in a country, a planet, in fact, where every single area of human endeavor eventually falls under the umbrella of capital. We are bought and sold every single day, sometimes willingly, sometimes not. We’re all just commodities. Politicians, CEOs, entertainers, and even our friends are trying to pimp us out every single day. They are always selling us something; they manipulate our perception to sell us a product, then they pimp out our perception -our reality- to someone else. It’s not about whether we’re for sale. The only thing in question is the price, which for most of us is still dirt cheap.

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