In just 24 hours the rapture will be upon mankind. No, not a Blondie reunion concert, but the whole rapture from the book of Revelations with the pale white horse and the cataclysmic catechism.
It kind’a sux that the Internets Celebrities are rolling out a brand new series of films on June 1st because some of you folks won’t be around to see them. We put our hearts and souls into these movies when we prA’li should have been spending that time in church.
Just know that the I.C.s will be on the team that is fighting against the armies of Satan and pretty much anyone trying to hate on the internets. If this is mankind’s final stand then at least feel good about us because we are bringing truth to power, and power to the people.
Actually, we’re kind of illuminating…
I’m ready.