Can someone please explain this race shit to me, as opposed to ethnicity, religion or nationality? It’s such a bogus social construct, but we all have everything we know invested in it.
I feel bad for my mom who recently became a homeowner in the Atlanta suburb of Marietta. Georgia seemed odd to me some ten years since my last visit. It seemed as if it were expunged of it’s history and it’s heritage. Not that history and heritage are always pleasant recollections either, but there was always something valorous to me about the old crusty southerner that thought the civil war was still being fought. I prefer him to the DAVID DUKE acolytes that publish the New York Times.
Georgia you need to stand the fuck up. Y’all niggas was all beside yourself when that hooker broad accused them Duke boys of raping her junkie azz, but I don’t hear shit from y’all when all of your state lawmakers vote to refuse a public apology for slavery and then pass a bill to create a Confederate Heritage Month. Something tells me that you niggas in Georgia are too busy snapping your fingers and leanin’ wit’ it, and rockin’ wit’ it.
Don’t look for no answers from the popular artistic community either. Them niggers is wearing white gloves and soft-shoeing in Chevrolet commercials. The nerve of fools to be from Atlanta and call themselves the ‘King of the South’. Good thing KING is dead already because his azz would be committing suicide if he saw all the trouble and police dogs and fireman hoses that he endured for this bullshit.
The worst story that came to me today was the one about the couple from New York who went to a fertilization clinic to give the woman some legit sperm, but they ended up giving her some nigger dick. You see, it turns out that her husband’s dick was broken and he couldn’t put any sperm in her egg crate. They knew that she was given nigger dick when the baby came out the pocket with dark skin. The doctor that supervised the nigger dick injection told the lady that since her own background was Caribbean there was a chance that a strain of nigger dick DNA ran through her bloodline.
What was that for? The last people that you need to call Black are the ones that think they are passing. Here you have a housewife totally acclimated and comfortable in the white world of privilege and now you go and tell her that she is actually a nigger that’s only passing?!? Shame on you doctor for telling the truth from the soundproof booth. Yes she’s a nigger, and yes her babies are also part nigger, but why does she have to be reminded of this everyday when she let’s this obviously nigger baby live under her roof?
My advice to the nigger-in-denial housewife is to give your nigger baby to MADONNA or ANGELINA JOLIE. Them ho’s love that shit.
aaaaand im rocking the kill all white tees joint today….gettin’ ’em mad at the mall.
and I still got a few left…
if anybody wants one
“The doctor that supervised the nigger dick injection told the lady that since her own background was Caribbean there was a chance that a strain of nigger dick DNA ran through her bloodline.”
I read an article on this earlier today and they didn’t mention the carribean part. I was looking hard for it too cuz I knew that’s what it was. F*ck that trick broad. Damn cubans, domincans, and boriquas need to stop denying their african roots. This shit is deplorable.
BTW, I’m biting this for a MySpace blog.
yeah. i feel bad for the baby. honestly she needs to be removed from the house. she’s despised. she’s definitely gonna need therapy. and her “white” mom looks racially suspect to me.
P-Matik…be careful not to generalize there are many afro-caribbeans; case in point Luis Tiant, however (especially in Cuba were the elements have managed to stay more segregated than in the other islands) there are many euro-caribbeans for the lack of a better term…..basically we have CONQUISTADOR blood!!! i feel it in my veins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….**kisses his ivory hand and calls it a nite**
Sangano,
Even the Castillians be in denial too. Don’t you know that the Moors and the Carthegeneans was serving up that Spanish ass from way back?
Look at that old bitch in the picture and tell me if she ain’t morena? Who the fuck she foolin’?!?
This DNA shit is a motherfucker because at the end of the day we’re all just some biological speculation sitting here vibrating and we don’t even know what we’re hating.
**kisses his hand and holds it up to GOD**
Drop Jewels on them D.
300 was a sick movie but how much better would a movie about the plight of Hannibal and the Carthegeneans be.
For those that don’t believe in God….let me break down the way HE works for you.
These two people couldn’t have any children. They finally ended up going through with in-vitro to get pregnant. Every in-vitro proceedure costs roughly $10,000. You don’t always get pregnant after the first try. I have friends that have gone through it about three times and finally had to adopt. They couldn’t afford anymore proceedures.
So you spent all this money, probably asking the BIG GUY to just grant you a healthy baby. You finally get pregnant. Probably out decorating the baby’s room, having a shower, etc….Basically celebrating your good fortune.
The baby’s born and it’s not white. Perhaps this is a TEST to see if you REALLY wanted a child to love. MMMmmhhhhhmmm
Either way, they failed.
Hope the baby goes to a family that really wants one.
I think the funnier part of this whole storry of this kid is whats wrong with daddy’s crane that mommy (or mami) has to be turkey bastered. See as the old adage goes “You want something done right you gotta do it yourself.” If Flaccid Magee up there was han’lin’ his biznass he would’ve skeeted the right amount of cream in his cafe con leche….
^^Eloheem – I to have always been intrigued by Hannibal. He’s on my “Top 5 Historical Heroes List”. According to imdb.com Vin Diesel has embraced this as his pet project and is currently in North Africa doing pre-production for a Hannibal film (I would have preferred Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – he sounds way more literate). I just hope the big dogs in Hollywood throw some backing behind this like they did for Alexander & Troy. But since Hannibal tore Europe a new one and is not ghey I don’t know if they will….
Dude you think you kicking Science when really you sound ignorant as hell. Why dont you stop using the N word so much, or how about this get a dictionary and get a broader vocabulary jerk.
To break it down about nationality and race, i will probably get a lot of Dumb- inicans and other hipsnics upset. I am Panamanian by nationality, and my race is black. If anyone would look at me and try to guess what I am (besides a human female) they would say I was a light skinned black woman. I speak both spanish and english, but I have no distinct accent, so when i go get my doobie done by the Dumb -inicans, and they try to talk about me, when I curse them out and tell them I understand what they said, it’s like I’m the perverbial fly on the wall. I say this to say, whatever your perpective employer looks at you and designates you as, own it, cause you can’t change it
That’s a crazy article about the wrong sperm. She’s Dominican and she’s complaining about a dark child?!? I’m reading the comments on the article, very interesting!
D, honestly you’re killing me with the Nuhs(ninjas/N-Word/N-bomb) drops. But you better watch out, apparently you made ^Alphonso Morris a bit perturbed.
^P-Matik, hey, please be fair. There are many Cubans, Boricuas and Dominicans that acknowledge their roots. There are Latinos in the entertainment industry that are aware. Yes, many are ashamed but that’s another story. PR has a very mixed background to begin with.
that picture is horrible….the children are all happy and smiling…whereas the parents are like “fuck”
oh yeah…and what’s up with some bigger shirt sizes for us big boys? XL is as big as it gets?
Am I the only one who read the article? If I was her I’d be pissed to. I go in to get my white husband’s sperm mixed with my eggs and the lab messes up and gives me someone elses sperm. I would sue everyone!
She isnt mad that the child is dark, she is mad that the child isnt her husbands!
^trapped in ATL, re-read the article.
The judge said the Andrewses complain that they have been forced to raise a child who is “not even the same race, nationality, color … as they are.”
The Andrewses say that “while we love Baby Jessica as our own, we are reminded of this terrible mistake each and every time we look at her; it is simply impossible to ignore,” the judge’s decision says.
One, the mother is Dominican. The child is part Dominican. Nationality? The child was born in the continental U.S., that makes her a different nationality?!? The child share the same ethnicity as the mother and the same nationality as the mother, presumably the father is also American.
Same color?? Are all white children the exact same hue, tone of there parents? Are they the same perfect mixture? Same with black, chinese, etc.
“and has a complexion, skin coloration and facial characteristics typical of that region”
Are they referring to DR on a whole or a particular section of the Domincan Republic? Curious.
The mother is forced to raise her child? . Apparently the wanted a baby sooooooooo bad, well I guess they have one. The father has a legit beef — understandable, BUT he could not do the job, I don’t know. Sure they should win the lawsuit, but please save the dark daughter from some serious emotional scarring.
** There is also the possibility that she was impregnated by some other means.
FUCK AN ALPHONSO MORRIS!!!
More folks need to use the word nigger, especially all the white, when they speak to each other.
You must learn, Alphonso Morris, you must learn…
Sangano,
No doubt. My man put me onto Luis Tiant last week as a matter of fact.
Vee,
You are absolutely right about that. I know plenty that don’t fall for the okie doke personally. Big up to Tego Calderon breaking that same subject down to Davey D last week. I don’t have the link anymore though 🙁
Yo Dallas, that pic you have up there the family from that article of did you Google it? If that’s them, then SHAME ON A NUH!
^P-Matik,
Where was you when WE were discussing Luis Tiant?!?
Don’t sleep on DP Dot Com, we are from the future.
And yeah, that pic of the family is from a local NYC newspaper.
damn. that article is DEEP. damn damn damn. people’s true COLORS come out when…
literally and figuratively. we have a LONG way to go people.
dp, good looks on the articles….
While some of the parents comments are ignorant and they should be ashamed…I agree with trapped in ATL. I would be suing everyone involved. She went to the clinic to get her husband’s sperm and 9 months later she finds out that she received the wrong man’s sperm. They paid the clinic to provide a service…the clinic failed and now the child that they have is not the husband’s biological child.
You can’t tell me you wouldn’t be pissed.
^ The problem with these parents is that their love for their kids is based on how they look. I don’t think these parents would have been upset if the sperm were from another so-called white.
The visual sight of their daughter brings them distress.
These parents should give up their daughter for adoption and then kill themselves.
^No doubt you would be pissed if you paid for your husband’s sperm and didn’t get it. Absolutely.
But if your goal was to be able to have a healthy child after being unable to create one……you could care less who’s child that is. You would just feel blessed that you finally got one. Am I the only mom on here? LOL
^co-signs candice
thats the most important issue. i’m trying to give this want to pass as white, limp dick weird looking white man loving bitch some benefit of the doubt by hoping that her legal counsel hyperbolized the couples true feelings to increase the settlement/judgement the family will receive.
but on the other hand, how could you betray your daughter like that? that bitch got throwback genes like the rest of us. she’s just as ‘black’ as that baby. espec considering no one’s knows what ethnicity the father is. i’m annoyed and my blood sugar is low. gonna go eat some lunch. (no nicole richie)
^Misha…whats up country woman! I too am Panamanian, born here, but both my parents came here in the 40’s. Now I seem to get it from both sides, I’ve had Spanish people get mad because I don’t speak Spanish, and I’ve had Caribbean people curse me cuz I wear dreads, with them claiming I am not Caribbean/West Indian. But on the other hand, I also have family members who feel they are Hispanic. go figure…..
“Three DNA tests _ a home kit and two professional laboratory tests _ confirmed that Thomas Andrews was not the baby’s father, state Supreme Court Justice Sheila Abdus-Salaam quoted the couple as saying.”
Now, if that statement is true, then I can sympathize with the lawsuit, because of the health factor. Not knowing and Not being able to treat certain diseases because they are not blood relatives, nor do they who those blood relatives could be, is a real problem. But that’s not the reason for their lawsuit.
The problem is the tone of the lawsuit, as if her skin color makes her inferior or even a problem to them socially. Children are unique, they are the only people on earth that will love you unconditionally That is until they begin grow up and realize that you care/don’t care about them. This is where this family is headed since everything she will do in life will remind her parents that one of them may have black in their family tree. If you love them they will love you back, and that’s all that should matter.
# Candice Says:
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 pm
…But if your goal was to be able to have a healthy child after being unable to create one……you could care less who’s child that is. You would just feel blessed that you finally got one. Am I the only mom on here? LOL
Real talk Candice. I was upset before but now I’m even more upset. If they are so sensitive because someone jokes them at the family barbecue about how nappy their girl’s hair is then they need to merk themselves.
D, no hate…my girls from the ‘Leone.
And that sell-out in the pic is most assuredly morena, mullatta, criolla whatever you want to call it…bottom line she’s hating herself. I’m just drawing the distinction that its not accurate to label everyone from the carribbean as afro-something, indian-something, or spainard-something. some lines have managed (especially in Cuba) to remain true to form. not that it would be bad if they didn’t. i’m just saying what it is and what it do….kisses my white hand up to God….secada out
^ we fux with Secada.
Nullus, of course
Don’t feel sorry for your Moms, Dallas. As least we know exactly where our white politicians stand. Who was Giulani riding with? Or Bloomberg for that matter? What does an insincere apology change anyway? Nothing. Rappers don’t count anymore. They all sell out eventually. Make it rain!
WTF????
Damn. That kid might as well head to the therapist couch now.
i read about this in the paper. i honestly think it was a BIGGER deal that the child looks black & not spanish/white like the other one. idk?
Proof positive, had that baby turned out with predominantly white features, they wouldn’t have questioned the father’s DNA. Probably would have found out by accident some time years down the road. Which would have been fine with them. Sure, they are angry that the baby’s DNA is not that of the father’s….but I bet the fury would be seriously tempered had it been white sperm that ‘infected’ her womb.
Spanish-speaking Carribbean people have a hard time with embracing their Blackness because of the historical demonization of all things African by the United States, the very country they’re trying to impress (why they strive to impress is beyond me). Not to say there’s no blood on the Spaniard’s hands, but the US interpretation of race and culture narrows down to 2 words…black or white.
In the states, there’s no room for a mixed explanation, a description of ‘color de cafe’, coarse hair with blue eyes, brown skin with straight hair, that’s just nearly unlawful outside the Caribbean islands.
So in this rush for power and glory, this Dominican lady just found out that no matter how many miles she is from Washington Heights and no matter how white her ‘Taylor Smith’ husband is….her newborn child brought her back to the truth. That poor child’s gonna grow up like a child of a rapist thanks to that lady’s ignorance. Sad.
That bitch is Blacker than 1/2 of my family and 70% of the Black people in Louisiana. If I saw those four people walking down the street as a family, I wouldn’t suspect a damn thing. That dumb bitch needs to be slapped with the densest Mandingo dick available for being so self-hating.