What the fuck is this peanut butter and jelly shit popping off in Maine!?!
Maine middle school to offer birth control
The Portland, Maine school board voted in favor of distributing birth control to middle school students.
*ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY moves to Portland, Maine.*
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Ah, Maine…the New England state that is well known to Bostonians with working cars for great outta state jumpoffs. Rhode Island is still #1 (Providence!) and Connecticut (New Haven) trails at a close third to Portland, Maine.
Those kids NEED to wrap it up. Damn shame.
One.
This is just going to make America a lazier society. True spit. We as men do everything in life for a taste of that tang whether you wanna deny it or not. I find that when we reach a point in our lives where we’re satified with the amount/regularity/type of poon we throttle back. Nothing wrong with that because we’re but here to procreate or at least have as many test runs that we can get.
The problem with this early fornication is that if a kid has all the tang he wants or needs by 15 whats his motivation to succeed? He’s already done what he needs in life to get the poo-say he needs with out even have to hold down a part time job at Wal-Mart to keep his LUGZ game fresh!
Early fornication is a bane to society and all it does is create scarred women who regretted the first time they did it so much that they either go into deep freeze for years or the become the Superheads of the world. Maine needs to get on their grizzly or they will see what happens to their state as the per capita rate declines every year because kids are already happy getting their poon and see no need to strive for anything more.
LOL.
POON: The Gift, and The Curse
Yo Dallas,
Did you see how mAnn Coulter is no longer content with making racist statements against Arabs/Muslims & illegal Mexicans? S/he’s now making racist statement against Jews
http://elgringocolombiano.blogspot.com/2007/10/mann-coulter-slanders-jews.html
Somehow I doubt the “TIs” in the MSM will let this slide.
mAnn Coulter = 1 000 000 X worse than Imus. Why has this mAnn dude/biotch not gotten fired?
LOL. This shit is crazy. To invest that much money in middle school children is a little ridiculous. I like what 40 says about getting that Pooty Tang before 15. What shows how crazy Maine is in wasting their community resources is this study published by the public health reports that show results of people having pre-marital sex. (http://www.publichealthreports.org/userfiles/122_1/12_PHR122-1_73-78.pdf)
In 1994–2003 the average age for kids to have pre marital sex is around 17.6 years old. Kids in middle school are aged between 10-14 years old. The chart in the study shows that at age 15, about 14% of the kids have sex. At age 15 they are in high school.
This looks like the school board and parents are trying to encourage kids to live outside of the boundaries (have sex before 15). At least Maine is giving them birth control to stop kids from having kids…
Taylor and Ashley smashin’ in 3rd period science using state sponsored jimmy-hats
Kids are gonna be smashin’ each other in the wombs within the next 10 years.
I would recommend that all school systems put some money in education…public school taught me to watch every entrance.
Dayum..this lil kids are lucky..wish I was gettin pumpum early
the_dallas Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
POON: The Gift, and The Curse
^
*falls over mule laughing*
Hi-Larious
Lugz and fresh in the same sentence. Thats Funny!
What up Famz!