In the first battle of the baby MySpace pics nekkid baby blogger took out the competition from an assortment of iNternets Celebrities like GABEROCKKA, Humanity Critic and D-Nice. Even New York Giants superstar running back RYAN GRANT was bested.
This next battle is for supremacy inside the lovely ladies division. Let’s see who the queen of the baby MySpace pics is going to be.
FRESHIFER LOPEZ a/k/a FreshLo
Even as a baby she was sitting in the throne. You should already know that Fresh is the queen of these iNternets from her grind at Crunk & Disorderly. If you don’t know, please ask somebody.
Baby Unruly Brown a/k/a One Cool Honey Baby
Unruly Brown is a vet on the blogging set. I fucks with Unruly because she is all about her business. If you got a dream and you are ready to work on the plan then make sure you have her in your corner to help you stack that paper.
Phoenix Rising
Most of you folks that have been to the DP Dot Comments Section know this sister as Sasha. Here you see her going for the gold medal in a two-piece cheerleader outfit that gets ROBERT SYLVESTER’s vote. Yikes!.
The Cocoa Twins
It’s hard not to eff with Aunt Jackie’s Cocoa Twins.
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Shorty Whitebread says, “Eff what you heard! I always caught young wood for this Jamaican nanny that I had back when I was three. I have no idea if there is a Hell when I leave this planet, but I know where I came from, and the twins are the doorknockers to Heaven’s gate.” |
Shorty Whitebread…catchin young wood!, LOL! You know you wrong…on so many levels!
Sasha is the cutest baby EVAR! >.
pheonix risin gets my vote!
eff yeah! gimme two votes! full disclosure…….nina may be my sister. i was braggin on my celeb status and she mightve come to check me out. O_o
AND i reserve the right to vote for myself if i start losing hella hard.
bank another Phoenix vote for me, plus she’s still got that pretty smile..
Unruly Brown has that look like she just wrote on the wall with permanent markers and won’t fess up to her parents–and it cracks me all the way up.
Definitely phoenix rising…
Sasha was killin’ it, and by the looks of things, she still is.
we need more of the twins….
damn i swear i was a baby once but all i got are these damn twins to show for it! oh well, one thing for damn sure is that my breastfed kids won’t go hungry!
Put my vote for Sasha. Aunt Jackie looking healthy like muv! Eloheem goes cuckoo for cocoa!
Pheonix wins. Double bonus for that comment on the jamaican nanny.
Phoenix gets my vote!!!
Gotta go for the Phoenix.
I vote for Sasha…..a bikini and pom poms????? C’mon that’s worth a win!
(beams) can we close voting now???? my delicate sense of self hangs in the balance. personally i think unruly brown in her raggedy ann dress pwn’d me, but i’ll take it!
thanks guys yall made me smile pretty big. if you can’t imagine what that looks like apparently the myspace page got put on blast and you can check it out there. (big ass grins)
any uh’ll do…*proceeds to stuff ballot box*