Soft singing R&B crooner TEVIN CAMPBELL turns 30 today.
shouts to FRESH at C&D.com for the photo
Archive for November, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEVIN
Saturday, November 19th, 2005SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
PHARELL WILLIAMS
Friday, November 18th, 2005
N.F.L. Week 11 Picks by GENEVA JONES
Friday, November 18th, 2005
You kids are in luck this week. The website’s #1 investigative reporter, GENEVA JONES, left me with her football picks for this weekend. Trust us, if there is one thing that our O.G. GENEVA knows for sure it’s her football. Back in the days at her alma mater University of Wisconsin – Madison, GENEVA was known to have gone from playing a tight end to ending up a wide receiver. With that kind of talent we are lucky that she plays for our team. So from the mouth of GENEVA to your local bookie may the force be with you.
1) BUCS over FALCONS – RON MEXICO is way overrated and on the football field he doesn’t last much longer.
2) BRONCOS over the JETS but not the spread. The JETS suck but JUSTIN McCAREINS is my new baby daddy.
3) GIANTS get up in that EAGLES ass (plus the points). Why does it make me giggle when I say that?
4) DALLAS does DETROIT but doesn’t cover the points. Sorry bossman, but +12 is too much for your ‘Boys.
5) SUPER UPSET PICK : N’AWLINS reigns over NEW ENGLAND
The 2005 1st Annual H.A.M. Pageant
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
With all the dumbazz jig award shows I feel like I am always watching a bunch of clown azz coons tapdance on stage and then pat themselves on the back. The NAACP Image Awards, The Vibe Magazine Awards, The Essence Magazine Awards, The Soul Train Awards, the fucking Source Awards!!! Nobody on the planet has this need to give themselves credit for nothing like the American jiggaboo does. I pray to GOD that I won’t have to watch the T.I.’s favorite lawnjockey host another jig festival for the upcoming OSCARS.
It’s time for us to give ourselves our own awards for all the years that we have chased behind these celebrities to the point that we would run outside naked just to get into a party that we heard P.DIDDY was going to be at. We azzholes deserve our own special awards.
So inspired by my homegirl FRESH is the 2005 1st Annual H.A.M. Pageant. FRESH has popularized a category for people who don’t know when to say when. The H.A.M. can be a female or a male. It can be a psuedo-celebrity (VIVICA A. FOX) or a ghetto celeb (BISHOP DON JUAN), but in most cases H.A.M.’s are regular folks just like you and I. What makes a regular person into a H.A.M. is where the talent comes to the front. These folks went that extra mile even after conventional wisdom and their best friends told them to stop. These folks went all the way and the deserve our appreciation.
By the way… H.A.M. stands for HOT AZZ MESS!
HOW YOU DOIN’ FITTY?!?
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
It was all fun and games on Monday when the word came down that FITTY’s flick was outpaced by ‘Chicken Little’. Nevermind the fact that C.L. was in twice as many theatres.
Truth of the matter is FITTY’s movie will be one of the most requested on NetFlix because there is a shitload of people who would like to see the movie… WITHOUT DYING! They want to sit in their living rooms eating microwave popcorn and they want to be scared shitless by the fictionalized life story of this modern day boogeyman. “Scaring people is my job“, says FITTY. Without any doubt he has made it a career, but where do you go from here Mr.CENT? Now that you have climbed to the top of the Hip-Hop mountain where will you find your next challenge?
Industry insiders tell me that FITTY has such a strong desire to become an actor that he demanded his name should be billed as CURTIS ’50CENT’ JACKSON so that he can make a smooth transition over to Hollywood similiar to WILL SMITH. FITTY remarked that JAMES TODD SMITH would have to be called LL COOL J for the rest of his life because of his role in the movie ‘Wildcats’. Which by the way was filmed twenty years ago (1986).
I predict that FITTY will play another tough guy role in the remake of ‘West Side Story’. I can just see him, LLOYD BANKS and YOUNG BUCK singing and dancing through the streets.
