Archive for January, 2006

If MARY Were Mexican She Wouldn’t Have Been a Virgin

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

j-ell-o

I am still into Mexican women even though they can get a little freaky with their Catholicism. A Mexican chick will blow your meat while you sit on the toilet, but heaven forbid if she walks past a church without making the sign of the cross.

At the local $.99cent store where I buy my condoms there are all sorts of Mexican religious paraphrenalia, because the Mexicans love to accesorize. I passed by this wild picture of JESUS/MARY which doubled as a desk clock. Depending upon which angle you view the image you might get to see Mary with a beard or Jesus with boobs.

mary to haysue

My question now becomes this, “Dear Mexican people, is it THAT serious?!? Can’t MARY get her very own desk clock picture?”

LIL’ P Gets Jacked For His Weed!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

lil' p

Separating crappers from their money has never been easier these days.

Peep this story on NASTACK.COM

NYC’s NEW MURDER MAMI

Friday, January 20th, 2006

its murdahhhhhhh!

I havent felt the need to chime in on the death of 7 year old NIXZMARY BROWN mainly because I couldn’t spell or pronounce her Mexicana name. For that reason and the fact that there are a grip of dead babies worldwide on a daily basis due to war, flood, famine, AIDS and our insatiable need for buying cheap shit. What’s one more kid added to the global death toll?

photo courtesy of NEWSDAY

It turns out that lucky NIXZMARY was selected to be the princess of the New York Times Colored Peoples Pity Poll. This means that we will have to hear incessant prattling about the angelic nature of this child. When you let the NYTimes tell it, NIXZMARY was going to discover the cure for polio if she had been allowed to grow into adulthood. Despite the fact that she was being raised in abject poverty as a middle child out of six siblings. The trends for those children usually point to a life of crime and drug abuse. If you read any of the daily papers circulating the city you might think that NIXZMARY was somehow different. The truth is that NIXZMARY wasn’t special at all, because she wasn’t alone.

red ranger

There are tens of thousands of children that live in New York City in squalid poverty. They are spread around throughout the shelter system and various different levels of supervision – governmental and private sector. There isn’t any way in hell that the city can manage to keep track of all of these kids without the proper resources. This means more staffers at the city agencies that monitor children as well as a real intra-governmental synergy that allows the supervisors to take control when shit gets dicey. I am not advocating an intrusive-minded agency just one that has the staff and resources so that they aren’t overtaxed by their caseloads.

It is a grandstanding and knee jerk reaction to propose legislation that punishes people for hurting kids after the fact. Where is the legislation that is needed to help families earn a real living wage? Where are the laws that target the abusive land developers that push all the poor people into one single development, one disenfranchised community? Don’t tell me that the only tangible result will be another preacher standing at the streetcorner pulpit yelling loudly at no one in general.

rookie preach

Excuse the soapbox politics on this post, I promise to get back to business real soon, its just that I get frustrated to see this outpouring of manufactured attention for one person while in our periphery thousands upon thousands still suffer.

DALLASPENN.COM is for the kids!

It wasn’t just NIXZMARY BROWN’s parents that killed this little girl, but the perpetual politics and policies on poverty.

The Internets Best Hip-Hop Blogs…

Friday, January 20th, 2006

DALLASPENN.COM is for the kids!

I didn’t make this up either. These folks are co-signed by every blogger that sits in their parents basement in their underwear sipping Crystal Light out of their special cup with the crazy straw.

killa

CAM’RON (this website’s resident philosopher) has decided to start one of those “rap beefs” with the JIGGA-MAN. Mr.GILES has many issues with JOE CAMEL JAY-Z including the fact that JAY likes to wear thong sandals.

I am not a rap nerd any longer so I don’t get excited when these things jump off but I will admit to being mildly intrigued by a diss track that CAM’RON produced accusing JAY-Z of crap music’s most unforgivable sin – biting rhymes! Ooooooooooh! Visit NAHRIGHT.COM to hear that track. CAM’RON goes on to tell other industry insider tidbits that are totally irrelevant to anyone older than 19 years old but they are none the less funny because it shows that 35+ year old fellas are incredibly snippy. CAM’RON even took a minute to shout out homegirl.

So now we wait for JAY-Z’s retort which should be decent since he has been writing rhymes to all of FOXY BROWN’s former production tracks. Like my cousin MARLEY MARL said in the beginning of ‘The Symphony’…

“I don’t care what you do, but it better be funky”.

DEATH to the ‘SAUCE’! Well, Almost…

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

dont cry for me argentina

Almost a year ago I began my campaign to rid the planet of the blight that has become the SOURCE magazine.

I got that much closer today with the announcement that DAVE MAYS and BENZINO were dismissed from their positions at the rap rag. In some way I feel justified that these dudes were clipped, but in the larger scheme it means that I will have to drum up my efforts now because the magazines re-organization will try to gird itself from my attacks.

The SOURCE (along with its complicit cousins XXL and VIBE) have been guilty of cultural hustling. These publications do not care about Hip-Hop. At their best they are just glossy shopping catalogs. At their worst they promote violence that is fraternal and sanctioned.

Have you seen the Hummer truck that is vinyl wrapped with U.S. Army and Source mag logos?

humdinger

From the corner block to Iraq, from the cradle to the grave, young colored people are at war. The Source is still the enemy even though they replaced the lieutenants.