Archive for November, 2008

Caribou Barbie Won’t Go Away…

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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Which one of these dolls has nothing inside of their head?

I am praying to everything just and fair in the universe that I will not be forced to hear or read the thoughts of SARAH PALIN after the purported due date of BRISTOL PALIN in December. But the way in which the mainstream media is gobbling up her life story right now I think my wish won’t be answered.

SARAH PALIN has been transformed into a megawatt celebrity while she subtlely erodes the advancement of women. SARAH wins on her charm, her smile, her winks at the camera. Political savvy? Not so much. Policy substance? Not at all. Her idea of family values has been to throw her daughter under the bus and to sequester her daughter’s boyfriend while she shoots at the biggest moose of all.

We just elected one of the highest achieving people ever in politics. Can’t the Republicans find someone that graduated from an Ivy league school like Yale or something?

Oh… Yeah.

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M.S.G. Is The Land Of The Loss…

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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LOL = Not Funny

Here’s how I get down. I fucks with baseball hardbody until the last game of the season ubless the World Series is some corny shit like the White Sox, Devil Rays, St. Louis or Philadelphia. Otherwise I shift to football in the Fall and Winter. I don’t start really fucksing with the Association until the NFL Playoffs. By then it is late December and still fairly early in the season. Most teams let their rosters have a few months to gel before the midway point in the season and the trading deadline looms.

The NY Knicks have another new head coach to begin the season with so I assumed there wouldn’t be anything too much going on with them until January or February. Guess what? The Knicks get on some back page hater shit and try to rip the headlines from the Super Bowl champ Giants and the improbable Jets by trading their two(2) best players. Huh?!? How did this happen? Isn’t ISIAH THOMAS off sleeping away the million dollar migraine that his angry lesbian assistant socked him with? Who the fuck pulled the trigger on this deal?

the mgmt

The Mgmt = ISIAH x DOLAN x WALSH

No matter who the Knicks have sitting in the top spot there is some bad judgment being displayed. JAMAL CRAWFORD and ZACK RANDOLPH were the only two Knicks with game on a night-in, night-out basis. Who the hell is going to score the basketball for these guys now. The Knicks are going to have to lead the league in field goal attempts at 200 per game if we want to get into the playoffs this year.

No one on the team except cheezburger DAVID LEE is shooting better than 50% from the field. As a matter of fact, our latest acquisition AL HARRINGTON is shooting better from 3pt. range than he is from inside the arc. That is NEVER a good thing even if you were LARRY BIRD. I can’t see why LeBRON would even want to bother signing with the Knicks as a free agent? He can get the same endorsement money from the Italian league and way better pasta at 3am.

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NY Is 4 Losers

I’m sorry that Starbury didn’t have the triumphant return to NYC that we had all hoped for the lil’ big skull boy. It’s time now for dude to go into one of those pylon portals and transport himself to another dimension or maybe just back in time, when he was really good, and NY basketball was worth watching.

CHA’ KA says
Damn! That fool skullpiece is jurassic.
chaka

Anything You Want To Tell Us Busta?

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

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It’s time to start snitchin’.

So here’s how my brain works… I basically don’t believe anyone unless I have known them for a significant amount of time, and then I know what to believe when it comes out their mouth. People are liars. It is part of the human condition. The other part of the human condition is for us to believe in liars. We lionize the people that boast. Christianity had to become a religion only after Jesus was merc’ked. Why? Because he would have slapped the shit out of you for not believing in GOD. That attitude inspired others to place him above GOD.

What’s my point? Most of you kids have grown up listening to nothing but rap music all of your lives. You have let rapper lyrics inform you on everything from how to dress, what to say from your mouth, how to act in public and where to spend your money. Rappers have essentially curated your lifestyle. I find it amusing that some of you are surprised that T.I. would have cooperated with the authorities when he was arrested for possessing illegal firearms. That nigger is an actor you dumb bitches. He is not some poorly educated street dude who was destined to be in a penitentiary. T.I. comes from a background of private schools and hardworking parents who set him up to achieve.

The fact that he was able to assume the acting role of a hardened street thug is a compliment to his acting ability. The same as Jay-Z or NaS or anyone else who can delicately hold a microphone to their lips but acts like they spend their off hours putting fools in headlocks. Everyone except TrickTrick that is. The rest of these dudes, and I mean all of them, are actors. Fifty Cent and Ja Rule are both from the same acting class in Hollis Queens. Killer Mike, Andre3000 and Big Gipp can all represent Shakespeare as well as Donald Goines material. Ice Cube said ‘Burn Hollywood’ and he is as big a movie star as almost anyone who ever held a mic. Excluding Will Smith, of course.

So now T.I. sits in a courthouse and he describes the night his close friend was killed and some of you act like he is breaking a code of honor. You must be fucking kidding yourselves. Do you think any of you could have been arrested with the firearms that he had and still been under house arrest? All of us that aren’t actors and movie stars would have been buried under a prison. Instead T.I. was allowed to sit around his home and continue to make YouTubes and record music and fuck bitches (I think, but don’t quote me on that last one). This man wasn’t going to cooling his heels in any jail like the rest of us regular dudes. This is the same treatment that other actors receive. One of the requirements of acting is that you are at least a dry snitch.

I want Busta Rhymes to come clean and take the stand for his deceased homey. No one fucks with Busta for his street credibilty. We fuck with Busta because he gets busy on tracks that make us want to shake our ass. He spits fire over music that has that bounce appeal. Not because he is some hardbody thug nigga telling us about the cold, cold streets. I wouldn’t want to hear that spit from Busta anyhoo. He has made a career from being high energy. I’m not trying to put this man in a box, but that is the only thing he has done that has worked for him. Now that we all know that rappers are simply actors perpetrating facades of machismo or whatever it is time for them to start snitching. They don’t have to tell the stories of ribaldry and amorality that they have participated in but they certainly need to speak on the situations that have caused the deaths of friends and fans.

It’s time to put the deaths of Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Big L, Israel Ramirez, Jam Master Jay, Mac Dre, Johnny Cash, Stack Bundles and whoever else was acting while gangster rapping to closure. These people didn’t deserve to die because of the form of entertainment they chose espouses death and destruction. Okay, maybe Notorious did.

UnKut Hearts Supergirls 2

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

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Just when you thought that you had enough, UnKut brings you more super powered heat for that anus [ll].

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Call me silly if you want to but up until I saw these pics of Powerwoman with the photo hanging in the background I hadn’t realized that these weren’t the actual superheroines.

Nice heels though.

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DP Hearts Supergirls…

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

supergirl

Why didn’t they have these chicks when I was really into collecting comic books?

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How about going in on two super ladies?

I can’t even imagine having two super powered chicks frustrated with me because I bust off before my pants came down.

Hopefully they would just let me sit in the corner and watch them.

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