Archive for February, 2009

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Nerds With Swag…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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A DP.com shout out goes to Mr.SIMMS for this one.

Slicker Than A Can Of Oil…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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The best news I think I have read in the last few weeks is the proposed return to major league baseball of one DENNIS ‘Oil Can’ BOYD.

There was a time in the late 1980’s when all of these huckleberry county ass fools named DENNIS were a problem in professional sports. DENNIS RODMAN, DENNIS GREEN and DENNIS ‘Oil Can’ BOYD.

At 49 yrs old Oil Can could be considered to be “off his rocker” for thinking that he could return to pro baseball, but when you have SATCHEL PAIGE as a spiritual hero there is nothing that is impossible.

I wish the Mets would pick up this unusual free agent since he shouldn’t be too costly to sign. The man hasn’t pitched professionally for nearly twenty years.

Quiet as its kept I think Oil Can might still be younger than ORLANDO ‘El Duque’ HERNANDEZ who played against SATCHEL PAIGE in Cuba.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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I went to see the movie ‘Coraline’ with my boy Fats down here in Stone Mountain so I missed the Sprite Slam Dunk competition.

The Knicks NATE ROBINSON is the sprite that beat the superman DWIGHT HOWARD from the Orlando Magic. NATE rocked a PE (player exclusive) pair of Air Foamposite Lites called the KryptoNATEs.

I can’t hate NATE or the NBA for having someone draft up this scenario so lovely. DAVID STERN is the real magician. I can’t wait to see his exclusive Nike shoes.

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Hold on? Did NATE end up throwing his shoes into the crowd?

Someone may have come up this weekend. Those Foamposite Lites are $150 MSRP. Who knows how much on eBay?

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pix via Nice Kicks

This Shit Is Really FRESH!

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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JOELL ORTIZ guest features on this banger from MySpace’s greatest ever musician COLIN MUNROE (production by Black Milk)

Click on the link here to give COLIN MUNROE the Freshmen props over at mtvU.

Keep his video in the rotation for another day.

Unless you are a big fan of the Gay Blades. [ll]

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Twitter Is Killing Shit…

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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Twitter goes to the front lines in Baghdad.

Congressman Twitters, Raises Security Concerns

The real issue with Twitter is that the army doesn’t want their soldiers Twittering about how life sucks in the military.

Thanks to VeE for the graphics