Archive for January, 2011

Fly, Fly Away…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

clark kent

Even back in the day, the Jets were breaking DJ Clark Kent’s heart.

So what happens to this team who can’t get out of the AFC title tilt?

What will the 2012 tournament Jets look like?

I wouldn’t mind adding OchoCinco to our team now that he’s putting his name back to what it was originally.

Barack Obama Takes Us Back Into The Future…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

wayne obama

WNYC’s ‘Its A Free Country’ blogsite has my post-State of the Union thoughts. As if you give a fux for politricks.

Shouts to Brian Lehrer and the whole WNYC crew. Chea!

Barack Obama Takes Us Back Into The Future

Meet The Browns…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011


Did you folks know that Lakers’ guard Shannon Brown just got married to R&B singer Monica? I didn’t know about this either because they had a super secret wedding, but then they leaked the news to the press via their public relations flack that they had a super secret wedding. What gives with all these public figures having private nuptials?

I’m still not convinced that Jay-Z and BeYonce are actually married either. I mean, has either one of them admitted to being married? Or in a committed monogamous relationship for that matter? Their music still reflects the lifestyles of single people not too far removed from their 21st birthday. And we all know that Jay-Z has been going on 21 for at least the past 21 years. Popular culture personalities have such a disconnect from the reality that most of us experience.

It’s probably not even my business to know the private relationships of these public figures anyhoo, but then why do these people tease their business out to me? Who Jay-Z marries is of no consequence as long as his album with Kanye West breathes fire. And if it doesn’t I will now blame BeYonce for making Jay-Z take out the garbage or some other domestic chore. I’m not sure when our society deemed it necessary to know all this information about celebrities but it has been effect for some time now so anyone desiring a level of fame has to accept this drawback.

For some reason I just feel more extra annoyed that Monica would want a secret wedding ceremony since she hasn’t had a hit record in my ears since 1999. Lord knows she could use some positive publicity right about now. I wonder how Shannon Brown and Monica ended up together. She’s almost ten years older than him in real life and she already has two kids from that rapper dude who looks like Fabolous. I thought basketball players on winning teams could do better than washed up R&B stars.

Maybe Amar’e Stoudemire and Toni Braxton could be an item? We prA’li won’t know until they get divorced.


Tuesday, January 25th, 2011


Wendy’s had a murderous series of commercials back in the 1980s all about fast food restaurants using massive buns and tiny burgers.

The catchphrase was ‘Where’s the beef [ll]?”

Fast forward to 2010 and Taco Bell is being sacked with a class action lawsuit because their ‘beef’ products contain less than 35% of ground beef. Here’s a list of all the other shit in their ‘beef’ products…

Beef, water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate

Taco Bell = 35% beef and 65% bullshit!


Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

jordan 3s

Big shouts to DMITRY aka The Brooklyn Jew for allowing me to tag along during his acquisition of the Air Jordan 3 ‘Elephants’.

I appreciated his philosophy for rocking Air Jordans and his passion for copping heat. Sneakers Fiends Unite is all about heads like Dmitry.

Word up worldwide.