America’s gulliest city has proposed a menage-a-trois with the owner of this website, but I’m thinking he will decline what is obviously Philadelphia’s obsession with ‘brokeback’ love.
Didn’t they used to call Philly the ‘City of Brotherly Love’? Yeah, it’s all making sense to me now.
All you young people are all giddy because the ‘ass-snatcher’ from L.A. had a career game the other night. 81 points?!? KOBE couldn’t hold the jockstrap of the NBA Tight Pants Greatest of All Time Scorer.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN wasn’t just a great roundballer, he was arguably one of the greatest athletes of all time. At over seven feet tall and 275 lbs. he was fearsomely intimidating, but he had the agility and speed of players much smaller than he was. By the time he retired from the game he had been selected to the Tight Pants All Star team thirteen times, won two Tight Pants world championships (Philly and L.A.) and scored over thirty thousand Tight Pants points.
That’s not even counting how many times he scored off the court. WILT was a wild playboy who kept his Beverly Hills mansion filled with so many beautiful women that he was even the envy of publishing mogul Hugh Hefner. And unlike KOBE BRYANT, WILT wasn’t a dry-snitch. When WILT stood up to the opposition, he towered over it.
That’s why WILT CHAMBERLAIN was trusted to safeguard that sweeet white poohnahnee. He wasn’t going to try to azz rape that sweeet white goodness like JELLYBEAN’s son would.
WILT was a straight shooter and he scored a 100 points in a basketball game without ever even hitting a three-pointer. Let’s see if ‘rape-boy’ can top that.
I have nothing but love for JAMIE FOXX(no brokeback, of course). Ol’ boy is going ride that thang ’til the wheels fall off. And why not?!? I always considered JAMIE’s schtick to be the thinking Negro’s AMOS-n-ANDY.
Desperate azz NBC is giving JAMIE some primetime love tonight so he can promote his next single with a little help from some of his hoodrat friends. Anything to at least temporaryily derail the juggernaut that has become American Idol. I heard that JAMIE may try to give birth on stage. Be careful with these crazy jigs NBC, you do remember the X.F.L.?
Note to JAMIE; Please leave the goofy hats at your momma’s house
What is so wrong with all the Black women getting blonde hair? I believe that it makes them look younger and who doesn’t want to look a little younger
My low-riding homey from L.A. is pitching a bitch about sisters rocking the blonde tresses.
Y’all need to stop hating because the blonde-doobie Black girl is hair to stay. And not just because the paradigm of exotic Black womanhood is a self-made blonde, but because we teach the children at an early age that blonde is the bomb.
By signing a joint venture deal with DEF JAM Records, NASIR JONES has in effect given his rhymebook to SHAWN CARTER.
I hear that he also threw in his Adidas jacket.
