I can’t tell the difference either…
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Archive for September, 2006
A Post Retraction…
Monday, September 25th, 2006
Although I categorically disagree with the remarks made by U.S. Congressional Representative CHARLES RANGEL after the United Nations General Assembly meetings I am censuring BILLY SUNDAY for his use of the term ‘nigger’.
Please retract the word ‘nigger’ and replace with the word ‘neggar‘.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: POETIC JUSTICE
Monday, September 25th, 2006
After this I’ma leave JANET alone for like a week…
The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.3
Monday, September 25th, 2006
There was a whole bunch of shit-talking going on last week, but none of y’all chumps could even run the table. Some of y’all need to take a bubble bath before you make your pics. Especially y’all peeps in Houston a/k/a West N’awlins. The Ravens limped out of Cleveland this weekend barely getting that win. The Dolphins and Redskins both broke the ice, so good for you ALEX 2.0 and LM.
Speaking of LM, its a good thing that you are a way better financial planner than you are in picking the games, or I’d still be using a Commodore 64 to do this website instead of a G4.
Let’s see who else needs to button they lips. Those of you that aren’t rookies this week have your composite score in parentheses.
THE DALLAS = 5 pts (10)
40 DAWG DREWLANDER = 6 pts
SHONQUAYSHAH = 4 pts (8)
P-CITY = 6 pts (11)
CANDICE = 6 pts (13)
AMADEO = 5 pts (11)
PRYNSEX = 4 pts
R.D. = 6 pts
TIFFANY = 5 pts
S DOT = 6 pts (11)
JESSE = 6 pts
Mr.GATES = 6 pts
LM = 5 pts (10)
ALEX 2.0 = 6 pts (10)
Mr.KAMOJI = 6 pts (11)
SASQUATCHFART = 4 pts
LAYON = 6 pts
CANDICE is still the overall leader, but the season has just begun and I expect her to tail off in the end. What happened to those Giants again? You aren’t going to win too many when you spot the opposing team a 5 touchdown lead. Keep playing to win the pool. A DALLASPENN dot com prize pack will go out to the overall winner including a pair of custom NIKE Air Max courtesy of the ‘Friends of Dallas Penn’.
COOLIE COONERY
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
I don’t care too much for Indian broads. Not the POCAHONTAS type, which I like, but the red dot forehead type. They’re rederkulously hairy and they have the strongest pheromone musk I have ever smelled. By not liking Indian women I conversely don’t enjoy Indian cuisine either. I typically don’t mess with Indian food because it runs through me faster than the Amtrak Acela express non-stop from D.C. to NYC. All this to say that I am prah’lee missing a glorious alternate universe to the African American minstrel like entertainment coming from Viacom.
Then again, the Old Earth always said to be careful what you pray for, you just may get it.
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