Archive for July, 2007

Don’t H8 KIM KARDASHIAN’s Booty…

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

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Editor’s note: We are happy to introduce a new feature on this blog held down by one of Kansas City’s most gully bloggers. H8TORADE is exactly where dude is coming from. Peep his picture album *NSFW*, but only if you work from home, or you have the coolest job. Evar.

Don’t H8 KIM KARDASHIAN:

One thing you can always count on is me bringing you the latest pictures of Kim Kardashian. If you don’t think she is fine then feel free to shove your dick in a blender for about 30 seconds, since chances are that you don’t use it much anyways.

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kim k

hell nahh ‘YE TUDDA says “HELLL NO PIMPIN’!”
First off, little KIM K has put in so much work lately that her little cootie cat stays on swole. Secondly, ‘YE TUDDA is not fucking behind the boy BRANDY. There’s way too many brand new young model ho’s in the game to keep him from effin’ with this piece. This is some regular nigga exotic pussy.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

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Here are some pieces I copped for my everyday excursions through New York City. They are called the NIKE DunkEsto. NIKE created another series of hybrid shoes in similar fashion to the Air Max One Time Only pack. This time they combined my favorite shoe, the Dunk, with their popular ergonomic training shoe, the Presto. The result is a great snug-fitting walking shoe with ZoomAir technology in the shoes heel.

I may need another pair of sneakers like I need a hole in my head, but for the price I copped these for I can leave my murderous shit on ice for another day.

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dunkesto

dunkesto

dunkesto

dunkesto

meh ‘YE TUDDA: “I fucks with those”
‘YE TUDDA gives me props for balling on a budget. Original MSRP for these jawnts was $110 so my cost of $25 (Richie’s on Delancey bitches) is more than 75% off. I stay winning.

Fresh Dressed, Like A Million Bucks…

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

yeezy

Put on my Bally shoes and the fly green socks.

I’m constantly trying to find ways to improve the content here at DP Dot Com so that we can at least keep pace with all of the popular websites here on the internets. I try to keep this site like a crazy hybrid of your favorite breakfast cereal x Cartoon Network x B.E.T. (TAVIS SMILEY era, nhjic) x the Black version of SportsCenter. And even still that isn’t enough to keep pace with monster sites like Nah’Right or ByronCrawford. So now I’ve had to dig deep into my wallet (read: jack some images off the ‘nets) and recruit some celebrity help on these drops. Not just any old DAVID HASSELHOFF will do either. I went to the top of the cRap music food chain for this guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, loyal readers and commenters to DallasPenn Dot Com… I give you ‘YE TUDDA, the new DP Dot Com fashion, music and lifestyle critic (nhjic). Since I have internship openings in all of those positions I’ve asked ‘YE TUDDA to fill in until we have someone take over those slots. So here’s a quick and helpful guide to understanding how ‘YE TUDDA feels about some of the content dropped on DP Dot Com…

‘YE TUDDA: “That’s what’s up dawg”
Your shit is fresh to def right now and ‘YE TUDDA is feelin’ that shit!
hell yeah

meh ‘YE TUDDA: “Shit might could happen”
That shit might could happen if when you do it just a little more fresher, and shit.

‘YE TUDDA: “I ain’t fuckin’ wit’ you.”
Nahh mayne, you trippin’ joe.
nahh mayne

hell nahh ‘YE TUDDA: “AWW HELL NAHH!”
Yo dawg, you need to take that shit up outta my face.

images swagger jacked with impunity from COMPLEX Dot Com

STILL THRILLIN’ ‘EM…

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

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MICHEAL JACKSON’s ‘Thriller’ album turns twenty-five this year. To album eventually sold some ridiculon number worldwide. This is why MICHAEL JACKSON gets to molest children. So if imitation is the most sincere form of flattery I suppose M.J. is going to be KANGHEY’s favorite superhero.

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To increase the flattery of MICHAEL JACKSON here are some of the interpretations of the world’s highest selling piece of recorded music ever.

BOLLYWOOD THRILLER

via persuede.com

SWEATSHOP FOLLIES THRILLER

via thecouchsessions.com

WARCRAFT THRILLER, yes, teh ghey Warcraft video game makes teh ghey Thriller song that much more… Teh Ghey!

COPP THIS SHIT… NOW!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

kanyeezy

Shouts to my music editors over at PARDON ME DUKE Dot Com. They’ve been trying to get me to listen to the KANYE WEST mixtape for months, but I didn’t budge until COMBAT JACK said it bumped ‘Red Gone Wild’ from the prime slot in the whip rotation. And if C.J. told me that Jay-Z grew a pair of wings and flew to Hollywood, I would drop that story without question. So now I’m wearing the late pass around my neck like a Jesus piece. Shouts to PLAIN PAT.

Turns out that the mixtape game isn’t dead, it just came back to New York City to get it’s mind right. KANGHEY continues to improve his rhyme flow like he really means that shit. He’s still out of control as the Louis Vuitton don, but he’s spitting like a young O’SHEA JACKSON. It looks like hanging around COM SENSE has definitely helped dude find that next level. One of the best parts of the mixtape are the interludes where KANYEEZY talks incessant hilarious shit. True story is that after listening to this mixtape I shined up my DRIES VAN NOTEN wingtips with the kilty over the laces. I might even pull out my leather Gucci sandals. It’s like 1996 all over again and I am going to Cancun, Mexico for Memorial Day.

Go out to the Africans on Fulton Street or on 125th and copp the ‘Cant Tell Me Nothin’ mixtape. It’s G.O.O.D. like that.

**NOT RADIO READY – If you’re playing these joints at the office put the headphones on**


‘Southside’


‘Young Folks’


‘Interviews’


‘Us Placers’


‘Throw Some D’s Intro’


‘Throw Some D’s Remix’


‘Cant Tell Me Nothin’

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