I thought we could use one of these drops to shout out the ladies since this summer is so laden with great super hero movies.
Jocasta was a highly specialized fembot made by Henry Pym with memory implants from his super sexy, super heroine wife Janet Van Dyne also known as The Wasp. Pym made Jocasta as a mate for his other psycho creation, the evil robot named Ultron.
As evil and badass as Ultron was, and trust me, Ultron was a hardbody badguy, he like the rest of us wanted to eff the Wasp in the ‘A’. When Henry Pym realized that his illmatic psycho robot was gonna merc’k him just to snatch his wife’s seat he made Jocasta to appease him. The crazy shit is that Jocasta knew her role and played her lane.
That was until she started staying up in Avenger’s mansion and watching television with Jarvis and listening to Ms. Marvel and the Scarlet Witch. They convinced Jocasta to dip off on Ultron. Sure, that dude was abusive and downright malevolent, but where does Jocasta get off by going against her programming? Ultron almost destroyed the Earth after Jocasta broke up with him. I blame the Avengers for that. Those motherfuckers should’a just minded their own business. They were all fags anyhoo.
Except for Vision.
But he was a gotdamned robot so he didn’t even have a penis[ll].
Nonetheless, Jocasta was shiny and sexy and she even had a titanium garter on her left leg. Jocasta would be the perfect wife until she turns on you and fries your ass with her laser beam eyes.
Just like any other woman.
