Archive for September, 2011

All Day I Dream About Sneakers…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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Right after Rod Laver the three stripes conscripted a Romanian tennis superstar to host their signature tennis shoes. Ilie Nastase was nicknamed the Romanian Rocket for his all-out cross court baseline to net style of play.

I had my whole U.S. Open outfit plotted out but I never got the call for a free set of tickets. The Nastase’s will stay crispy for another year I supoose, unless I get tickets to the Australian Open. LOL.

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Mugshot Hairstyle Models…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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These three teenage meatsticks went on a beer heist and bumbled the fux outta that shit on some epic fail movie shit.

One dude got caught at the scene, another dude ran thru a car wash and came out mad soapy, while one of them left his wallet behind at the scene. Where in America they do this dumb shit?

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These douchemasters are all from Covina in southern California so their beer of choice is the Mexcian-made Tecate.

How much you wanna bet at least one of these hypebeasts was rocking a pair of SB Dunk Hi ‘Tecate’?

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Cam And Cheese…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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In the early parts of the Not For Long 2011 season the best story in the game is about a Black quarterback who was the number one overall draft pick but his name isn’t Michael Vick.

Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has been throwing the pigskin for yards on yards on yards even tho’ the Panthers haven’t yet cracked the wins column. I’m betting for Cam to go ham on Jacksonville today. Make sure you drop off your picks before 1pm EST.

Roc Marciano – ‘My Persona’…

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

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Just when you thought it was safe to put your headphones on Roc Marciano releases a lava rock for the internets.

Roc Marciano’s ‘Reloaded’ will shut down the 2011 4th quarter like Jordan used to shit on the Cavaliers


My Persona was produced by MasterKraftsman

Su BViley – ‘Ferris Wheel’…

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

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Gaberockka would approve of this music

I’m laughing that I fux with this corny ass track. This dude swagjacks Cudi, Drake, Lil’ B, Tyler the Creator and appropriates a line from Kreayshawn. LOLOLOLOL.

But here I am spinning this shit and loving it. SMH