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Archive for October, 2006
BILLY SUNDAY’s Guide To Working Out Your Side Hustle Just In Case This Music Shit Doesn’t Pan Out…
Saturday, October 28th, 2006HOE SIT DOWN! (Reader’s ReMix Request)
Friday, October 27th, 2006
VIVICA ANJANETTA FOX done broke her new titties already. And how does that shit happen?!? When you won’t stay your azz home for a minute. VIVICA be at every premiere party she can go to meanwhile she hasn’t done any real work since forever. I think I just saw ‘Two Can Play That Game’ on B.E.T. for the fifty-eleventh time!
I met VIVICA about 10 years ago at the Memorial Day jig festival in Cancun Mexico. She is a down azz bitch if there was ever one in Hollywood. Just funny and foul mouthed. VIVICA is a cutie-pie, but she is also a bonafide hoodrat. The only way you would take her to meet your momma is if your moms smoked a pack of Newport ay’day and drunk Colt45 from a tall can with a straw.
Because I love you VIVICA and I know how real you used to be I have to give you this advice…
HOE SIT DOWN! And give your damn tittie bags a rest.
BILLY SUNDAY’s Holiday Gift Guide: AFRICAN BABIES
Friday, October 27th, 2006
No offense to my brother Mr.KAMOJI who has been riding with this site from day one, but FUCK THE AFRICANS!
Whether you want to accept the truth or not, I am in America because some Africans sold my family to slave traders.
So now African babies are the new rope chains for the rich. So the fuck what?!? Those are two groups that I can do without on the daily. If someone thinks that they are refuting their supremacist entitlement by procuring an African child I laugh my azz off. It is supremacy in the first place that has disabled the Africans from raising their own children. So by one child from a township being saved while the rest of the children go unfed is lunacy. Supremacy lunacy.
I’m not surprised that people are mad with Madge because she has never been a genuine cultural preservationist. That and the fact that she may have this African kid vogueing with rosary beads at his kabbala classes. Hollywood will adopt a dozen or so of these African babies and then the focus will shift to another region that supremacy has rooted its foot in the people’s arses. That’s the good thing about supremacy if your into the adoption rackets. There’s certainly never a shortage of Black-skinned babies. Peep Haiti, Brazil and Colombia in this hemisphere alone.
Why isn’t anybody hollering for the Cambodian or Vietnamese babies anymore. Them shits went out of style like the Gremlin hatchback.
The Evolution Of KIMBERLY JONES…
Friday, October 27th, 2006
The following flicks came to my mailbox from someone who steals concepts from my site and e-mails them to people as if she did the research to asssemble the idea. She prah’lee stole these from another website. So if these were “your” pictures stop crying and appreciate the fact that I am putting some text to the madness.
Anyhoo, the interesting study that these photos illustrate is how in only ten short years we can view how complete the transformation has become for the person we know affectionately as LIL’ KIM.
I wonder if this all would have gone down like this if B.I.G. were around? I wonder if BIGGIE would have opted for that gastric bypass surgery? He would have had to lose weight to keep up with the terminally afflicted workaholic that PUFF DIDDY is. Can you imagine PUFFY, MASE and B.I.G. in shiny suits?!?
For my money, LIL’ KIM is the realest bitch to ever spit on the microphone. I use the word bitch in only the most respectful Hip-Hop manner (no KIM OSORIO). She convinced Black girls that anal sex was what’s up. I guess the next thing for sisters’ to work on is getting they rhinoplasty on. The least some of y’all Black girls could do would be to get a blonde wig. I’m just sayin’…
1996 – Even though lil’ mama is guilty as she wanna be there was still an innocence about her that I could see in her face.
1999 – Still cute as a button. She’s only fucked around with her chin a little bit and since I see no scars on the tittie I can assume that the breast implants haven’t gone in yet.
2002 – KIM is starting to come up on that plastic surgery disease where people have to get repeated procedures done. Watch out Tiger Lady.
2004 – Bride of ClayFace has a court date.
Present – Arrrrrrgh!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: FISTY SCENT
Friday, October 27th, 2006
Taking Gorilla Unit to it’s most logical, most literal representation.