Archive for October, 2010

Comedy Central @ Howard U. Homecoming…

Saturday, October 30th, 2010


I’m back in D.C. for the Stewart/Colbert event.

Howard University’s homecoming is also going down this weekend.

I’ve got the handycam on me so sit tight and let’s see what transpires in Chocolate City.

In 2012 D.C. is more like white chocolate with macadamia nuts [ll].

MTV = Photo Negative BET…

Friday, October 29th, 2010


From Beavis & Butthead to Jackass and the Jersey Shore, MTV is becoming the racial reverse of Black Entertainment Television. It’s now the Wigger News Network. Wigger would be the wrong description tho’ since niggers come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

MTV proves my point in their latest mockumentary The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. The film follows the travails of a family of white (incidentally bearing the surname White) as they stumble across the Appalachian region of West Virginia. The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia invokes a live action version of the ‘Squidbillies’ cartoon that I love so much.

I love the Squidbillies because it is purposely outrageous and it is a cartoon. I’m never as fond as human caricatures. No matter their skin complexion.


Friday, October 29th, 2010


That was almost me after Combat Jack brought that 4Loko to the radio show.

This video is what 4Loko is doing to the current generation of Hip-Hop heads not unlike Cisco did back in the day.

We get this link from the kids at Complex mag who know what the young rappers of tomorrow will be spitting…

Figuratively, and literally.

Prison Is America’s Last Industry…

Thursday, October 28th, 2010



Prison Economics Help Drive Arizona Immigration Law

Public Enemy – ‘By The Time I Get To Arizona’

Hey! Are you a Facebook friend of the Internets Celebrities?

What are ya’ waiting on?!?

NYPD Has Got The Wrong Profile…

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

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A report just released by a Columbia Law School professor shows that an overwhelming number of street stops in the New York Police Department’s ‘Stop and Frisk’ initiative have been unjustifiable. The report indicates that police had no mitigating factors for these stops other than the fact that the area they were patrolling is considered ‘high crime’. These areas are also mainly populated with Black folks.

It’s easy to say that the police are simply doing their jobs except we also get the news report that the murder rate in NYC is skyrocketing. So who are these police stopping and frisking since it obviously isn’t the bad guys who are hell bent on killing people? The police are busy frisking the kids with sagging pants. No Morehouse to that disclosure, just in case. Kids who wear their pants below their underwear are labeled as criminals meanwhile it’s the criminals who are keeping their pants up to hide their semi-automatic handguns.

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I agree that it’s unfair to profile saggy pants kids as thugs just because you disagree with their sartorial style and their musical tastes especially when there has to be some murderers out there listening to the best of Kenny G’s jazz standards and wearing gabardine trousers. So as a public service for anyone out there reading and living in a Black, er ‘high crime’ neighborhood I am offering the five things you should do when stopped on the street by police…

1) Place Your Hands Where Their Eyes Can See (thank you Bussa Bus)
2) Speak slowly (retards are rarely arrested)
3) Where your pants above your waist (see #2)
4) Us the word ‘sir’ even when the officer is a female
5) Don’t be Black

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