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This is the difference between STUART SCOTT and STEVEN A. SMITH. Both of these dudes work for ESPN but they aren’t equal.

I give STUART credit for infusing street slang into the broadcasting lexicon. SportsCenter isn’t your typical news programming because it covers sports at a sometimes breakneck lightning pace. STUART SCOTT has been the Black version of CHRIS BERMAN for the 11pm EST broadcasts. His wit is quick and his personality is effusive. STUART SCOTT makes you actually want to watch golf. Almost. That’s saying a lot as well since KEITH OLBERMANN was too wry sometimes and everybody else are whitebread cornballs.

STEVEN A. SMITH spends too much time yelling at the camera and then contradicting himself on a broadcast a day later. His middle initial ‘A’ stands for ASSHAT. He only aims for hyperbole which is why he bores me. He has no real opinion or loyalty. His only goal is Hollywood. I only pray that no one needs to cast a rat faced looking sportscaster in the next SHAQUILLE O’NEAL movie. If STEVEN A. SMITH became a movie star he would be fucking unbearable.

Cable and satellite television has caused the rocketboom in content proliferation. With every channel broadcasting twenty four hours a day there is a need to fill up the roster with programs AND personalities. If ESPN gave me a shot at a ‘hood version of a sports show the opening montage would have a shot of me pissing on the 8×12 glossy of STEVEN A. SMITH (no STEVEN A. SMITH).

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