Archive for March, 2006

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Friday, March 31st, 2006

I wanted some explanation for all the hand signs that I had seen lately by crappers and miscellaneous ghetto celebrati (my word bitches). I was sure that it had to be some cult affiliation like the secret masonic hand gestures that are only mentioned in hushed whispers. It turns out that there is this fringe […]

SHORTY of the MONTH

Friday, March 31st, 2006

We talked to you about our homegirl PIPER CARTER a few months ago. PIPER is a world class photographer and socialite from Detroit, Michigan. She has worked for many of the flyest magazines in the game. MASS APPEAL, TRACE, HONEY and a host of others have published her pictures. PIPER is the one responsible for […]

OPENING DAY 2006

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Hope springs eternal perennially during baseball’s opening day. Every team can at least stake a claim to being undefeated for a few hours. In all honesty I already know who the contenders and the pretenders are. But I will still watch the games anyhoo The World Baseball Championships only proved that the Mexican diaspora still […]

Movie Reviews by CLETUS

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

With the departure of key staffers here at the website we went looking for new young talent that would be willing to grind with us and grow with us, literally. Lucky for us the state legislature in South Dakota was looking to keep some of their residents stateside at least until they are old enough […]

It’s A WHITE Thing… You Wouldn’t Understand

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

I watched the FX networks surreality show ‘Black/white’ in the hopes that there would be some substance to this program. FX boasted during their campaign of hype that this program would forever change my precepts about race in America. Just back in December scientists at Penn State discovered the DNA mutation that causes the lighter […]