Archive for November, 2005

The 2005 H.A.M. Pageant Rolls On…

Monday, November 28th, 2005

You asked for more so here it goes. Another helping of fresh H.A.M. And when I say fresh I mean F.R.E.S.H. Vote early and often for the winners of the 2005 1st Annual H.A.M. Pageant.

America = So Broke, Yet So Brazen

Monday, November 28th, 2005

The fallout from Black Friday is coming thru the news wire. People were rioting at the local K-Mart and rampaging through J.C.Penney. All of this madness is created by the mainstream media telling people to buy shit like every minute. I am in debt up to my eye sockets so I can’t even get hyped […]

AND THE WINNER IS…

Monday, November 28th, 2005

For the sixth consecutive year Mexican women have taken the award for “Most Likely to Give a Blowjob to Someone Sitting on a Toilet”. Narrowly edging out white chicks and Indian broads. When we at the website say Mexican we are referring to all the women within the Mexo-Latino diaspora. This includes Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, […]

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Monday, November 28th, 2005

JIGGAMAN’s diary entry for October 14, 2005… “When NAS said that I could borrow his jacket I was exstatic(sic). I realized that we could be friends again. He made my song cry.”

MARIAH Said What?!?

Sunday, November 27th, 2005

If critics have problems with my personal life, it’s their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it’s the charts that count. Click below to view BLU CHEEZ’ photo albumMARIAH CAREY: A Tragic Mulatto’s story told through pictures.