You asked for more so here it goes. Another helping of fresh H.A.M. And when I say fresh I mean F.R.E.S.H.
Vote early and often for the winners of the 2005 1st Annual H.A.M. Pageant.
Archive for November, 2005
The 2005 H.A.M. Pageant Rolls On…
Monday, November 28th, 2005America = So Broke, Yet So Brazen
Monday, November 28th, 2005
The fallout from Black Friday is coming thru the news wire. People were rioting at the local K-Mart and rampaging through J.C.Penney. All of this madness is created by the mainstream media telling people to buy shit like every minute.
I am in debt up to my eye sockets so I can’t even get hyped up for the annual bloodbath of overhyped, overpriced, undervalued bullshiite. I do not need a combo vacuum cleaner/food processor/mp3 player. No one is selling anything that we really need. Americans need a group subscription to a pyschotherapist. They need someone to smack the shit out of them and tell them that salvation will not have a red tag at TARGET.
Here we are knee deep in some wicked bullshiite in Iraq, we dropped the ball and fucked up the crap we were doing in Afghanistan, everyone in Washington D.C. and Camden, N.J. is a criminal, people in N’awlins are wearing cigar boxes as sandals, EDDIE MURPHY is a flaming faggot and NICK and JESSICA are getting divorced. I guess I shouldn’t blame Americans for being the unconscious consumer sheep that they are. Shit is fucked the fuck up.
I am going to leave my parents’ basement now and go to the mall. My fat azz needs a sports bra.
AND THE WINNER IS…
Monday, November 28th, 2005
For the sixth consecutive year Mexican women have taken the award for “Most Likely to Give a Blowjob to Someone Sitting on a Toilet”. Narrowly edging out white chicks and Indian broads.
When we at the website say Mexican we are referring to all the women within the Mexo-Latino diaspora. This includes Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Cubans, Argentineans… basically all the people that speak Mexican. The voting was close this year but a few Colombian chicks spending the holidays in Miami helped the Mexicans take the lead for good.
I like to live in America!
SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS
Monday, November 28th, 2005JIGGAMAN’s diary entry for October 14, 2005…
“When NAS said that I could borrow his jacket I was exstatic(sic). I realized that we could be friends again. He made my song cry.”
MARIAH Said What?!?
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
If critics have problems with my personal life, it’s their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it’s the charts that count.
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MARIAH CAREY: A Tragic Mulatto’s story told through pictures.