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In case you didn’t know, BILLY SUNDAY grinds for the Evil Empire.

After Gillie Da’ Kid was arrested a couple of weeks ago I started to get suspicious of your favorite rapper Lil’ Wayne. I thought that some shit was askew in how the Feds had been tapping Gillie’s jack and running surveillance on his crib for a while already. It seems like as soon as Gillie shitted on Wayne is when the Feds turned their microscope back on Gillie. Lil’ Wayne had probable cause to snitch too since Gillie outed him as the mysterious gay rapper. Look back at that picture of Wayne kissing birdbrain and you can see Wayne’s eyes are closed. That is the ultimate sign that someone is in love when they kiss with their eyes closed. That’s on some “Calgon take me away” shit.

O.K. So maybe Lil’ Wayne didn’t snitch on Gillie, but I bet you a dime to a dollar that Wayne is the reason that Drama got pinched. The Aphilliates were too close with that Tip dude from Atlanta. Tip even taught Drama how to wear his baseball hat on the side of his head. Since DJ Drama is a mulatto he doesn’t know how to dress Black. Just like Barack Obama doesn’t. So while Lil’ Wayne and Tip were competing for the title of King of the Crappy South Crappers, DJ Drama was giving his hometown buddy too much promotional help. That’s why Wayne called in the Feds and the RIAA to shut down Drama’s daily operation.

You may not believe me about Lil’ Wayne, but when you read the New York Times magazine this week you will see more evidence. Lil’ Wayne is quoted as saying that Drama, “Will have to play the game fair now.” Most of you cats are familiar with the DJ Drama produced mixtape featuring Lil’ Wayne titled ‘Dedication 2’. Did you know that ‘Dedication 2’ has outsold the official label release of ‘Like Father, Like Son’ by two times? Lil’ Wayne is salty because he feels like Drama is getting more cake from his rhymes than he is and I think he might be right. Keep in mind the money that Universal’s promotions department spent on paying DJ Drama to produce that Lil’ Wayne’s ‘Dedication 2’ disk has to be recouped by Wayne. In a real way the artist has to absorb the cost of the mixtape deejay the same way they had to pay for the A & R staff.

Your favorite blogger’s favorite rapper Pimp C isn’t a fan of the mixtape market either. Rappers are feeling a kind of way because mixtape deejays are getting paid for their rhymes and they aren’t breaking off the rappers with any change. That’s why Pimp C doesn’t do mixtapes, and that’s why Lil’ Wayne had to snitch on Drama (and Gillie). With the release of ‘The Carter III’ later this year Lil’ Wayne will be the last man standing and the best rapper alive. It’s a hard grind to get to the pinnacle of rap music and if you have to drop a few dimes and kiss a few men on the lips in order to get there I suppose it’s all good in the ‘hood.

As your favorite blogger would say, “Nullus to this entire post.”

In case you didn’t know, BILLY SUNDAY grinds for the Evil Empire.

Fuck what you heard bitches, if your favorite rapper is still killing emcees on wax that dude is pussy. If he is smacking emcees in the face at a YouTube rap battle he still isn’t keeping his shit as hardbody as Brandy. She is killing motherfuckers in these streets for real.

As skinny as Brandy is she could prah’lee use her elbow as a dagger but instead she is merck’ing fools with her SUV, and then she is straight up confessing to shit like it’s nothing. While y’all sit up all night in ya’ mommas basements and talk shit about my nigga Paul Wall and the fact that Jay-Z brought Coke and Budweiser to Africa, Brandy is prah’lee running over wild perdestrians in L.A. The funny shit is that I don’t know how she is gonna walk on this trial now that your cousin Johnnie Cochran is dead. Ray-J’s allowance is gonna get cut after this is all said and done.

How ill is it that Brandy has leapfrogged ahead of all female rappers (and the majority of male rappers) in terms of street cred. She’s still a long way from touching Diddy’s overall bodycount, but her resume just got more street than Remy Ma, Lil’ Kim and Foxy all in one evening. Foxy Brown’s charge of beating up a Asian manicurist should be thrown out of court until Foxy gets up the hardbody nerve to make that nail salon look like the Cambodian ‘killing fields’. Lil’ Kim has been home from the clink for over half a year now and she can’t get a decent 16 on anybody’s track, but I will bet you a green dollar that every rapper with a single slated for second quarter release wants Brandy on their hook.

I love the fact that everyone wants some scrilla because they learned that it was Brandy behind the wheel. Even though ‘Moesha’ is in syndication the paper she gets from that show ain’t as long as you might imagine. I see Brandy on wild amount of billboards doing ads for hair products. Don’t them niggas know that Brandy wears wigs? She the one chick that might have as many wigs as BeYonce. Umm, maybe not so much, but she still keep hell’a wig poppin’ off. Why do you think Brandy so skinny? She trying to prolong the residuals from her first album by eating one half of a can of tunafish every week. Brandy ain’t gon’ waste her good money on food. Not the way these cocaine prices are escalating. I’m just saying, Brandy is more hardbody than everybody except Cassidy, because he killed his BFF over a cheesesteak sandwich.

Allegedly.