Archive for October, 2007

DP Dot Com Crime Scene Investigation

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

My name is Earl. Nothing excites me more than the things that come from inside the human body. In this CSI episode we will try to figure out what caused the expulsion of so much nutritional proteins. Closer inspection determines that this was probably a meal with chicken or turkey as the base and what […]

DP x GABEROCKKA = HALLOWEIRDNESS

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

This drop is brought to you by Colt 45. GABEROCKKA would argue that he isn’t my weedcarrier, but he and EON of the everlasting zoot do carry that good green white boy weed. DOUBLE DEUCE?!?!?! I blame Hip-Hop. Me and GABE were fucking around[ll] in Brooklyn a few weekends ago hitting up all the spots […]

FRIGHT NITE FLIX: VAMPIRE HUNTER D

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Vampire Hunter D isn’t your traditional Halloween night movie. It’s more along the lines of future fantasy. VHD is ultra-Japanese manga animation similar to the Wind Ninja Chronicle. The fact that even after twenty years it is still regarded as one of the greatest manga movies is proof of its cult classic status. The Vampire […]

NE-YO’s HALLOWEEN BOO-BOO…

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

True story is that this chick is really a chick. Albeit, she is chopped so bad you’d think her mommas vagina had Ginsu lips, but she is still a chick. Is it any wonder Ne-Yo would grab up the most mannish broad in the club? I mean, if there wasn’t any better looking broads in […]

Watching NetFlix? Yes. Blood Sucking? Not So Much…

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI is the man behind the lens for the iNternets Celebrities. Thank goodness for him he puts in more work than just the i.C.’s or ol’ boy wouldn’t even have carfare. One of CAZ’ latest projects is the internets based film series called ‘Blood Brothers’. It’s the story of two slacker vampire roommates just […]