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Archive for February, 2006
YOU CALL THIS LOVE?!?
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
Looks like someone needs a ‘love timeout’.
Pitchers + Catchers = Brand New Wood
Friday, February 24th, 2006
NO BROKEBACK to the above title, but its actually baseball season again, well, almost…
My Knicks suck so bad that I can’t wait to see what kind of work the Mets are going to put in this summer. Anybody that feels like going out the swamp in Queens should holler at the kid.
I like BARRY BONDS, but I hope that he has enough Negro sensibility left in his head for him to retire from the game before surpassing HENRY AARON’s all time home run mark. It seems a bit crazy to me that he should be bent out of shape for that record when a) he used ‘roids, and more importantly b) he didn’t have anyone sending death threats to him or his family like the HAMMER did.
I remember reading a book by GEORGE PLIMPTON titled ‘One for the Record‘ which described the summer leading up to HENRY AARON’s historic home run that eclipsed BABE RUTH. You wouldn’t believe how many people HANK AARON had to battle for that record. The news media was even more biased and contentious then they are now. The commissioner of baseball forced AARON to play in ballgames away from his home stadium. It was a whole thing not to mention the mountain of hate mail and harassing phone calls that he received.
Folks like BONDS stand tall in the game today without the recognition that he is able to see over the rest of the league because he is standing on the shoulders of the great players that came before him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRDBRAIN
Friday, February 24th, 2006
Editor’s note: If you have a hard time reading the embedded text the above picture was poached from CRUNK and Disorderly. You should go there today and view more of the celebrity Negro madness that they have on display.
BRYAN ‘BIRDMAN’ WILLIAMS celebrated his birthday this week with his brother ‘SLIM’ and a couple of weed carriers.
This photograph is interesting on several different levels and I will try to explain why I had to post it on my page.
1) At what point are you old enough to not have to make hand signs. Let’s assume that as an established O.G. you have been ‘throwing up’ your set for 10-20 years. Shouldn’t everybody know you by now?
2) When you are showing said signs of ‘professional affiliation’ shouldn’t there be some uniformity? I count four(4) different hand signs being displayed assuming that the indifference shown by SLIM is another set within the same overall ‘professional affiliation’.
3) Now that 40 is the new fourteen does this excuse teenagers if they aren’t potty trained?
Take a good look at this picture. This is what a wealthy Black man aspires to look like on the anniversary of his release from his mother’s womb. Even though you can’t see it in this photo trust me that there is a Louis Vuitton print handbasket somewhere near them and inside of it is a whole gang of hell.
Happy Black History Month.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: CAP’N CRUNCH
Friday, February 24th, 2006
I know that we just did one of these with your cousin KANGAY, but I was visiting NAH’RIGHT and I saw a comment that likened your mans-n-them and his tiny jackets to the good CAP’N. I even had to admit that seemed to be an astute and informed comparison. I mean, just read the box… “stays crunchy… even in milk”, “sugar sweet”.
But who am I to make fun of this statesman? He obviously has people following his lead.
KANGAY WEST does care about pirates.