Archive for January, 2006

R.I.P. DIRT McGIRT (ReMix)

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Editor’s Note: This post was originally issued as an e-mail blast after the tragic death of RUSSELL T. JONES a/k/a OL’ DIRTY BASTARD. The WU-TANG Collective gathers at the Hammerstein Ballroom in N.Y.C. to celebrate the life and legacy of O.D.B. on February 14, 2006. Peace to OL’ DIRTY. Peace to the WU. I never […]

Celebrate white History Month (ReMix)

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Editors’ note: I have been lazy as all hell this week, but please enjoy this blast from the past… My boy Tee has criticized me for being to Black-centric in these weblogs. I have tried to explain to him that I am not a racist and that I have friends that are white. My pest […]

The INTERN Scrapes Madddd Tail

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Every time I go out with The INTERN (no brokeback) I am amazed with all the young women that he knows. The INTERN isn’t a pimp, but he has got some serious pimp hand that he uses on the lee low. He knows how much I love the smell of the ‘other’ white meat so […]

HAITIAN Immigrants Are Still the GULLIEST!

Monday, January 30th, 2006

We all agreed last year that Haitians were way more gully than Jamaicans. When your shit is so f’rucked up that you have to resort to kidnapping nuns you have lost all hope. Have you seen what the average nun looks like? Who’s gonna give you a reward for a haggardly piece of poon? I […]

SERENA Got Back Like Cooked Crack

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Dear SERENA Ba’ygirl a/k/a ‘Court Chocolate’; I ain’t even mad at the lowriders because I love to smell sumthin’ stinky, but with all your scrilla you can afford to copp a nice ta-ta top instead of flip-flopping them sweaty wifey-b’s? I still loveded you though girl.