Archive for August, 2005

AND NOW… A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR…

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

V.M.A. Rhymes With Really Gay

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

It’s not easy to be funny right now when half of the website staff is still in Miami because of all the flight delays from Hurricane Starrkeysha. I hope that none of the subscribers from Biloxi, Mississippi are homeless right now. Holler at BILLY SUNDAY if you are from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia or […]

The BeYONCE Factor featuring MARIAH CAREY

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

I think we finally have found some competition for Mz.BeYONCE. Surprisingly, MARIAH CAREY has sold more records than anyone ever in the history of the world and she is crazy as all fuck. Take it from us. She dated BILLY SUNDAY during his homeless, wheelchair years. He helped her get right after that split with […]

A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Monday, August 29th, 2005

Finally! We couldn’t continue to massage and coddle the site any longer. It was time to come out and meet the world. Time for me to stop confiding my darkest secrets to a talking stuffed animal celebrity hating photograher named BLU CHEEZ. Time for me to leave my parents’ basement and get a girlfriend(preferably a […]

ROC, PAPER, SYZZZURP

Friday, August 26th, 2005

By now you all must have heard of DAME DASH’s physical and public ouster from the ROC-A-WEAR clothing company’s offices in Midtown Manhattan. It may have seemed peculiar to folks who thought like I did that he was an owner of the brand. Why give up ownership of a profitable and lucrative business even if […]