Archive for March, 2009

The Baddest MF’s Of All Time…

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

khmer rouge

The Khmer Rouge give the color rouge a really bad name. In only four short years they managed to kill over 2 million people in Cambodia. They were on pace to pwn the records set by the Nazis and the Stalinist Russians. Two million people in four years is 500k per annum. That is more than a thousand bodies a day.

Who the fuck has time to kill more than a thousand bodies a day? People need to respect the way Asian folks can automate and mass produce anything. Even death. For America to get their murder rate weight up to that level we have to unleash bombs laden with uranium and white phosphorous to poison the drinking water of the Iraqis.

Bombs from the sky are cowardly though when you consider that the Khmer Rouge did their killing on a house to house basis. And I also think that the Khmer Rouge deserved some props for their murderous efficiency. Each adult received a single bullet to the brain while infants and children under three were left to starve to death.

You don’t have to believe a word I’m saying either. One of the dudes from the Killing Fields is on that ‘Start Snitching’ shit.


Monday, March 30th, 2009

fatboy slim

I had to put on my suit for this joint…

My homey in ATL that I call Fats laced me with this track that I use as background music to collect my thoughts.

I thought I could do some of you folks a favor as well by giving you something for your iPod that didn’t require tightjeans to listen to.

Thanx Fats.

Download – Dallas Penn’s Theme

Hot Chicks x Fly Kicks…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

big gulp

These Nike SB’s are called the ‘Big Gulps’.

How appropriate?

Playboy mag is jumping on the sneaker fiends bandwagon.

Here’s a confession that I don’t think any of you ever expected to hear from me…

I don’t like to mix my pr0n with my sneaker fetish. Just like I don’t want to see a German smut video where some fraulein shoves action figures up her love slot.

Somebody make all these new sneaker collectors go away.

Not this chick though, just them other clowns.

big gulp

Behold, A Pale White Horse…

Monday, March 30th, 2009


Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.

ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.

How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?



Hells no!


And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?

Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’

Rick James – ‘Superfreak’

Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’

Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’

General Motor’s C.E.O. = A Junkyard Dog…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

big 3

General Motors chief executive RICK WAGONER has been forced to fall on his own sword in order for G.M. to receive an extra $17billion in welfare benefits from the government.

General Motors has plans to sever 50,000 jobs in order to make their company competitive again. I wonder if G.M. plans on rolling out a car to compete with the TaTa shitbox?

American car companies should be getting bailouts from Exxon and Amoco since they have made vehicles that have only benefited those companies and not the American consumer.