Archive for July, 2006

MTV Doesn’t Care About Black Titties…

Monday, July 31st, 2006

In what is surely some additional T.I. conspiracy it has been alleged that MTV has placed a moratorium on playing JANET JACKSON’s new music videos because of the controversy that stemmed from the Super Bowl halftime show that THEY produced some two odd years ago. I picked up this story while visiting my cuzzin from […]

How Do You Spell Love? F.L.A.V.A.

Monday, July 31st, 2006

True story is that I wasn’t fucking with the wild minstrel nonsense of BOBBY BROWN or FLAVOR FLAV. One weekend in the A at my cousin JINGERSNAPS crib, she and her husband had me watching the ‘Flavor of Love’ marathon. That shiite was Ridiculon 9000. FLAV is a clown in the best sense of the […]

LIFESTYLES OF THE BROKE AND ANONYMOUS

Monday, July 31st, 2006

I hate the New York Times, but I have to read the New York Times in order to know what white is cooking up for my azz in the near future. The New York Times honors the age old tradition of faux liberal, closet conservative propaganda machines by using fancy new terms to describe the […]

DALLASPENN.COM: From Ashy To Classy

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

I have to thank everyone that has helped me to make this month one of the greatest times of my personal journey on this planet. I’m approaching my breakthough steadily and vey determinedly. I feel like visiting my therapist stat just to tell her my good news, but as my old Earth has always warned […]

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

O.K. Party people. Enough of that soft core 1980’s R & B that your parents probably used as background music to make your azzes. It’s time to go hard to the rim. Nullus to that last comment. Oh, so you think your gangster?!?