Archive for October, 2008

Draft Daze…

Friday, October 31st, 2008


Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.

As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.

DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.

DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.

Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.

Just don’t let him hold your basketball.

Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon Davis

Dontrevius Wenters – Dallas Penn
Fatima Wenters – Terri Ballard
Coach – Murray Adams


Friday, October 31st, 2008


I’m gonna try and count all the chicks dressed up as Catwoman tonight.

Happy Halloween bitches!

And pussies.

zShare >>> Parliament Funkadelic – ‘I Call My Baby Pussy’

‘A’ Holiday…

Friday, October 31st, 2008

a town

Thanksgiving finds me in the ‘A’ with Dukes.

If you are in that part of town during that time let me know so we can link. My last visit to the ‘A’ found me breaking bread with a serious collective of producers, writers and artists. I don’t imagine that this trip will be any different.

Shout to all the airlines that have their round trip tickets priced under $200. Does this mean that the airport will be filled to the gills with cheap mother-effers trying to take advantage of these fares?


Smack Your Favorite Crackhead…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

the wire season 4

The Laugh Master…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008


Things That Piss Me Off – NSFW